Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....