Pruzah Avond, my fellow Buzzers!
I am Willow the Wisp, the Mad Tinker!
I, and those within mine cranium, would like to welcome you to my little corner of FIMfiction.
So welcome, do come in.
Just remember, there are a few rules here;
If you're going to be a special, sensitive Snowflake, you can go buck yourself with a cactus.
If you're looking for an Editor or Beta-reader, sign me up!
If you're going to be a troll or a shitposter, please try to read the room.
And if you're going to hide out in the background and pretend that you don't exist, feel free! Go ahead, be the best sort of person!
And last, but most certainly not least, please remember to put on your madcap, because sanity is not tolerated here.
See ya~