A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

When someone asks you if you're a god, you say...

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

That one guy who likes writing stories about ponies, likes to box, likes to play video games, and always likes a challenge. Yeah, I'm that guy.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I am a dude with a Quill, so take my stories for a swill.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Hey, that's pretty good.