Nerd, Aurigan and Salamanders Legion enthusiast, writes action and sci-fi-y stuff. Expect pop cultural musings.

Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I'm many former things.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I like long walks on the beach, leaving intentional errors in my writing, and dropping moons on things. What else do you want to know?

I sometimes write pony things. Under no circumstances allow me to rule a kingdom.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Good Night

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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