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Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

Newbie writer, Luna/Fluttershy Best ponies

Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

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