"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Ain't comin back

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Just trying to be better.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Stay awhile, and listen.

I love writing stories even when I don't have much time to write them, and I appreciate everyone who views,likes and follows me.

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (SubscribeStar)

Found my way into this fandom through a bet.

Original Works. It was a good run.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.