Suppose you found yourself in a strange body and on an unknown planet, with only a lonely dentist for company. What are you willing to do to get home? How hard would you fight? Does it matter if you're a princess or just a person?

Sail Canvas is in trouble. His new boat is a lemon, he's running out of money, the CIA kidnapped him, the Chinese are trying to stop his business, and terrorists want him dead.

Some of these problems are more serious than others.

Cheerilee's been promoted to School Superintendent. It's a good job, but she misses being in the classroom. All that changes when Princess Luna asks the teacher to take care of a special student.

On a related note, the local vampire population increases by 100%.

A visitor shows up in Ponyville for the annual Running of the Leaves. Applejack and Rainbow Dash watch him practice, shocked by his incredible speed. Does the stallion have some sort of unfair advantage? Should they try to make friends and learn his secret, or get him disqualified?

Nightmare Moon won the first battle, but luckily the Elements of Harmony turned into guns.

Apple Bloom is fresh from a tour in the army. Scootaloo has suffered a career-ending injury. Sweetie Belle is looking for some excitement. The Princess has a special job offer for them. There’s a place called Earth that needs a little behind-the-scenes Equestrian influence.

If you can't sell weapons in Equestria, don't live there! Sail Canvas operates his company from Earth. Between nerdy sidekicks, porn stars, and drug dealers, he's got all the business he can handle.

Why does Equestria need a guided missile cruiser?
What made the US Navy sell it so cheaply?
How could Princess Celestia think this was a good idea?
Learn the true story behind one of the most controversial - and secret - arms deals in history.

When Cheerilee became a vampire and began doing Princess Luna's bidding, she expected to be tasked with a lot of difficult missions. Being sent to Las Pegasus to play poker was not one of them.

Starting at a new school, tracking a serial killer, and hiding her thirst for blood is driving Cheerilee crazy. What's a poor undead schoolteacher to do?