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Pieces and parts that didn't work out.

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Being a cowboy is usually very straightforward. Frank, however, finds himself in over his head when he meets a unicorn - a very whiny, needy unicorn with a compulsive need to be fabulous and an unexpected knack for gunslinging.

In a world where nothing comes easy and everything is incredibly dirty, a man and a pony are going to have to rely on each other to make it through.

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There are a few things in Equestria that you DO NOT do:

You do not insult the Princesses
You do not keep parasprites as pets
And you do not mess with Applejack


A short action story with lots of bucking

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Chance is a young wastelander whose entire family has been taken from him. He joins up with The Orphanage, a group of ponies who are trying to make the world a better place. Among them is a teacher named Cheerilee.
Nopony has ever treated Chance like Cheerilee does, caring for him and nurturing as he grows along with dozens of other foals. She makes such an impact on the young colt that Chance will do anything to please her, no matter what it takes.


3rd person crossover between Fallout Equestria and the Vampire Cheerilee series
Commissioned by Piquo Pie for the Everfree Northwest Charity Auction
Edited by maskedferret and Y1

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Pip and Luna have a space adventure and fight Fluffle Puff.




The Obi-Wan line suggested by Pegasus Rescue Brigade
The rest of the story written in just over three hours before a live (and crazy) audience on Google Drive.

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"You know something about radiation, don't you?"
It was perhaps the last thing that Celestia, protégé of Queen Harmony, was expecting her mentor to ask. Having a cutie mark related to the sun didn't prepare her for an expedition to the ocean floor to investigate a strange signal and then decide if the source should be salvaged. In the depths, Celestia makes a discovery that could change ponykind forever and she struggles with the implications as the full weight of responsibility begins to press down. Equestria's future will depend on her decision.

Now with reading!
And another reading!

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Checklist for driving to the Everfree Northwest brony convention:
1. Get a map; 2. Pack the car; 3. Discover a wounded Queen Chrysalis...
4. Go on a roadtrip anyway

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Every year in the Nevada desert, an exerciese called Red Flag is held for the best fighter pilots in the world. Rainbow Dash and her F/A-18C squadron are participating this year, and they have one goal - to be the best!

Technical assistance and prereading by TAB

Another tale from the Battleships Universe

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Each of the bearers of the Elements of Harmony are affected differently by a failed mission and all six end up in the hospital. Their recovery will take a while but Equestria will go on. So will their lives, more or less.

With cooperation from AnneHairball

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This story is a sequel to Miller


In the underworld of Equestria, where lowlifes lurk and crime runs rampant, one pony is whispered about with fear and hate. Not many know where he came from or why he (accidentally) left a trail of destruction through the criminal ranks. In fact, Vinyl and Octavia were his only confidants. Now the mysterious visitor is back, and he's, well... not a he anymore.

Edits by Treilacl

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