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Being a cowboy is usually very straightforward. Frank, however, finds himself in over his head when he meets a unicorn - a very whiny, needy unicorn with a compulsive need to be fabulous and an unexpected knack for gunslinging.

In a world where nothing comes easy and everything is incredibly dirty, a man and a pony are going to have to rely on each other to make it through.

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Neat timing that I'm online right now :raritywink:

I hope Frank's last name is Lee, so Rarity can hit him with this zinger:

Frank Lee, my dear, I don't give a damn.

That's a bigger horse than we usually see. Hmm, I suppose the story wouldn't work quite so well otherwise.
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the pony who looked like her friend Twilight

Sound ominous...

“I was the victim of a terrible misfortune!” She swooned, putting a hoof to her forehead. Frank’s eyes widened. Equine joints were not supposed to bend that way.

Best part of chapter. Loving the story so far.

This story is frighteningly original and I predict I will enjoy it greatly.
Keep up the fantastic work!

:moustache:Can y'all imagine how much fun Applejack would be having here with Frank?! But Rarity is too funny here!:raritydespair:Oh the Dirt! THE DIRT!

I was wondering where Rarity was going to get her guns. I knew she would just have to get some custom made fancy guns and that was a given but I had figured she'd buy them at a store with gold or something.

This tale right here got me more riled up than a ugly virgin with a dildo. Rarity is best pony, and marksman. Keep the trail dust flying my friend.

IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!

:pinkiehappy:

Hmm. So Frank walks into town accompanied by a new horse wearing Teal Jack's hat. Wonder what the locals will think... :rainbowlaugh:

Oh, and I can't wait to see how she reacts to streets filled with horse manure! :raritycry:

I know I already pre-read this, but...dammit, I'm so glad this is finally up! :ajsmug:

THIS IS THE REAL RARITY! The one we met in season one and has been in the background ever since. She is tough, resourceful and very level-headed, and I am so happy to meet her again.

Great job, TNaB and editors!

3131235 I used "sign" because I had heard it used in western stories before. I went looking, and managed to find this book

Now this fic looks really promesing.

I am very impressed so far, mostly like 3133010 said, you have done well with Rarity. She didn't freak out about him eating meat or killing the cougar (or beating the snot out of the bad guy.

A PoE story that doesn't suck? :pinkiegasp:

More please.

Has anyone given thought to what's going to happen when Rarity goes home in her new duds and wielding two (or more) very deadly weapons?

I pity whatever thought it was going to be rid of her...

Huh...So Rarity has smoked before. Interesting. I wonder what the Tobacco industry in Equestria is like.

This chapter, I like it... ANOTHER!!!

I am way too proud of being like number 69.

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Hey! PoE can be a very fulfilling and interesting plot medium. It happens to be my favorite, so I'm biased, and maybe 90% of them are cancelled or are wish fulfillment, but they aren't all bad! :raritydespair:

*sobs into arms*


Oh, also so story has all of my yes and approval, you go girl! :pinkiehappy: I'm glad to see more PoE from you Totally, it's definitely your forte.

Rarity seemed to have a way of getting what she wanted. Armed, even more so.

Doesn't every female?

Great story. I'm enjoying it.

3135517 Not against me they don't; in fact, they get exactly what they don't want. *snicker*

I can't help but be reminded of my OC, Sol Do, Rarity's cousin who's essentially her with a country accent, when I read this. :duck:

Oh dear, do I EVER like this kind of workmanship in an author. :D

Though the random warp setup is a bit meh, and I could use a bit more shock and awe in the intro - cliché or not - this is a nice fic. Interested to see where this goes!

I don't like Westerns but this is going to be interesting.

Rarity with guns in the West looking for a gang of outlaws that stole a diamond from her...I'm just gonna put this internet you won over here for you.

Rarity is the farthest thing from a charecter who would do this. Is that why you chose her?:duck:

I'm not a big fan of PoE's. Gotta give you credit though, TNaB. You are one of the few PoE authors that I thoroughly enjoy reading from. Keep up the great work. Rarity is perfect, Frank has his work cut out for him, and this is shaping up to be a very good fiction. :raritywink:

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Dude, you have an obsession with acronyms. :scootangel:

where did you get the cover art its awesome!:twilightsmile:

3139009 I drew it. Hover over the picture to get the source link.

3139065 thanks you're a good artist

Heh, loving the love/hate relationship they've got going on so far :rainbowlaugh:

Whoa...been a long time since I've seen anyone write something as deep as that cougar bit with Rarity. :rainbowderp:

This part got me laughing, though:
A man walking by stopped in his tracks, staring. Frank gave him a look. “What, never seen a pony smoking before?”
:rainbowlaugh:

And now Rarity smokes, has a fancy saddle, and two Colt .45's. Celestia save us all! :raritywink:

Honestly, the only part I find suspicious is Rarity smoking. Otherwise, I like the fic. Keep writing.

Interesting.:trixieshiftleft:
The fashionista enters the Wild! I'm quite certain the adventure shall be grand.:duck:
I shall read on.:pinkiehappy:

Everything is excellent.:raritydespair:
Rarity is certainly mastering the situation!:twilightsmile:
But I have to wonder, what unpleasant scheme is happening back in her world?:twilightoops:

Awaiting further releases.:fluttershysad:

3138695 B-But... I only count three... I HAVE A PROBLEM. LEAVE ME ALONE! *Goes and cries*

:rainbowlaugh:

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changeling
or another shapeshifter

And then wakes to find himself and rarity tied up by indians.:rainbowlaugh:

Well it seems things shan't go well at this point.:duck:

WahaHAH! The perfectionism has given her a terrific eye for accuracy!:pinkiehappy:
She shall be the terror of the West; a most fearsome opponent.:raritydespair:
Yet they are no closer to home. Neither of them.:fluttercry:

Awaiting further releases.:fluttershysad:

I wonder what the local tribes would do upon encountering a talking horse. Something tells me it wouldn't be good for Rarity.

Now you've made us expect things, you madman you... :)

Rarity is best gunslinger. Considering that she's wielding the guns telekinetically, I'm wondering how many she could handle at once.

3146141 probably as many as she could concentrate on at once

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