Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Let's give this another go.

Someday, I will actually get the first chapter of my story written.

I like dialogs. The password is "1".

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

hehehehe

http://j-krafty.bandcamp.com/track/bigfoot-likes-the-ladies That is all, folks.

Scientist, Student, and Storyteller. If I've written something that made you smile, that's good enough for me.

Friends with YO' MAMA!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Keep palm and palette on.

God, I'm so sorry.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx