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Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.


Once upon a time, one pony asked another out. The other pony accepted.

This is not their story.

This is the story of how everypony else started freaking out when they really, really shouldn't have.

Cover image by PonyLegacy.

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Twilight Sparkle was not having a good day. Being arrested for crimes she didn't know she committed was bad enough. Having her friends arrested with her was completely uncalled for. And while she was given parole due to the most recent world-threatening event, she and her whole group were being assessed by tagalong pegasus Red Tape.

And all that was before fate-altering entities decided to screw with the narrative.

In short, Twilight is a stressed out angry ball of fur, feathers and horn. And really, it's all your fault, you sick freaks.

....I'm so proud of you.

Image by BirchFlame23.

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Once upon a time, Eric Winters put on an ancient mask at a costume convention and accidentally transformed all the attendees into whatever costume they were wearing. The Xanadu event changed the world; magic and superheros were suddenly real, as were a number of devious entities from across all of fiction. The fact that six of the transformed were wearing costumes based off a girl's cartoon shouldn't really be that much of a surprise...

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This story is a sequel to Winds of Change

Lyra and Bonbon are two normal happily married mares, except one isn't a mare but a shapeshifting hermaphroditic erovore whose mother just invaded Canterlot and the other is a highly unstable mare in heat with an absolutely brilliant plan.

...well, they're happily married, anyway.

Join Lyra and Bonbon as they navigate the wonders of interspecies pregnancy*. Or don't! It's not everyone's cup of tea, and there's a super hero movie in theatre five!

*Including random ponies touching their belly, well meaning bedroom advice from bakers, odd food cravings, morning sickness, cultural misunderstandings, morning sickness, big dramatic fights, random cravings for cardboard, gaining weight, lynch mobs, morning sickness, awkward godmothers who try too hard, patching up feelings, cravings that are downright disturbing, morning sickness in the afternoon, morning sickness, moodswings, pulled medication, bricks thrown through windows, lawsuits, surprisingly intense bedroom activities, dress up, shopping, royal visitations, morning sickness on princesses, kicking foals, more moodswings, mothers who move in to help out alongside their BDSM masters, random periods of glowing, even more moodswings, depression, hyperventilation, dramatic break-ups, internal bleeding, trying to outrun trains, robbing a convenience store, being thrown in prison, having odd cravings for prison food, false labor alarms, morning sickness at night, morning sickness in dreams, dramatic make-ups, numerous hospital visits, and a pair of guards named Lace and Arsenic.

(Cover Art provided by Conicer)

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Celestia does not like the sun.

At all.

In fact, she really hates it.

This is news to everyone.

Image a mixture of DoctorRaz's Epic Celestia and DarkWasp's Sun Wallpaper blended together using GIMP.

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From Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder
K'larra was a deep cover changeling sent to spy on Ponyville in preparation for the invasion. Sazzix was a survivor of the invasion that slipped past the wards and posed as an ordinary pony.

They fell in love.

Then they figured out they were both changelings.

Then they got drunk.

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It would be a long and hard journey, the story-teller thought to himself as the fringe of his robe scraped along the ground. He wasn't even sure if he would make it to his destination. But with a little help, he could keep on.

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HOW! Did the Power Ponies unite? Come again, true believers, and recall the INCREDIBLE TALE! The Masked Matter-Horn had been defeated by her archnemesis, Shadowlight, and his criminal syndicate is POISED to conquer Maretropolis once and for all! Forced into retreat, can our heroine unify a collection of other super heroes in time to stop Shadowlight's sinister plot? FIND OUT in this special FIFTEENTH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION!

This story was written by that expert crafter of tales, Masterweaver, and inked by the amazing artist, Mystic Alpha. All characters copyrighted by the Dark Horse comic company. Do not use for profit without permission.

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Twilight Sparkle is called upon to negotiate trade arrangements with the griffons. Of course, all her friends join her for what should be a casual pleasure cruise in the airship Canvas Streak. After all, this is her first REAL test as a princess, and why shouldn't they support her?

Late one night, though, Applejack feels restless and goes up on deck to watch the stars. She considers her life. She considers her family. She considers her friends. She considers the freak storm approaching from the south.

In retrospect, it might have been better to let the crew handle that and head back below deck.

Now alone on a small island, Applejack must survive and wait for her friends to come pick her up... even though the freak storm is blocking them off. Surviving's easy. Waiting's easy too! She can do this.

....she can do this....

Image by WhiteDiamondsLtd.

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Rainbow Dash, best pony, fastest flier in Equestria, all around awesome mare, was called upon to help with the wedding of her friend's big brother. And hey, she never leaves her friends hanging! Of course, when it turned out some kind of bug thing had replaced the bride, Rainbow was more then ready to fight. Heck, even after it seemed all hope was lost, the pegasus refused to give up.

So when she saw Shining Armor charge up a final spell, she smirked.

But when that spell reached her and flung her against the wall, her smirk devolved into shock...

Cover art is a combination of Deception is Magic vector by Helios and Sonic Rainboom Version One by SkyRings.

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