//------------------------------// // Lyra Is Emotional: The Wedding Is Weird // Story: Lyra Is Crazy: Many Months Of Mommy Madness // by Masterweaver //------------------------------// "Wait, what the heck?!" Lyra pointed a hoof at Bonbon. "You're a secret agent?!" "Um. Yeah. You knew that." "I knew you were a secret agent for the changelings!" The unicorn dived forward, grabbing her companion's face. "Now you're relling me you were also working for Celestia this whole time?!" "Yeah, under my cover identity as Sweetie Drops. Of course, that was before I defected from the hive--" "But--this doesn't make sense! Didn't you abandon the hive?!" The cream mare pushed the unicorn's hooves down with a roll of her eyes. "Yeah, I did that, after I got Rainbow's replacement in, which happened after I ended up employed by the Tartarus Administration for Cataloging, Tracking, and Intelligent Capture of Amoral Legends!" "Tartarus Administration for..." Lyra mouthed to herself for a couple of moments. "Wait a minute! You were with T.A.C.T.I.C.A.L.?! I thought that was just a myth!" "Oh, so humans are real, but a top-secret government agency is a myth?" "Well, I mean--hold on, that's not the point! The point is you never told me you worked for Celestia!" Bonbon sighed. "It was a long time ago. After she took Twilight in, she... actually started to slowly disband the agency. We all thought she was training Twilight to be a monster hunter in order to replace us." She glanced out the window at where the princess of friendship was busy trying to tangle with the bugbear. "I guess we were half right." "Whoa, mom. You worked for Celestia?" The mare turned to the stunned nymph and smiled. "That's right. It was years before you were born, though." She fondly rubbed at her daughter's head. "Now I've got more important things to worry about." Lyra groaned. "Look... Bonbon, I just... this is a lot to dump on me all at once. Do you, uh, need to do a thing or--" "Well... I did help capture that Bugbear. I guess he could want vengeance." With a flash of green fire, Bonbon changed into a blue pegasus stallion. "There we go! That should help out. Oh, Melody, could you take this and pin it up there?" "Okey doke!"