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When Roseluck's robot threatens the livelihood of flower ponies everywhere, it's up to Lily Valley and Daisy to be Luddites and bring it down. Will they succeed?

A collaboration with the one and only No Raisin!
Beautiful cover Art by TheMajorTechie.

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Rainbow Dash, having finally successfully saved the world and left Imploding Colon with a gaping hole in his daily routine that he fills with lewd pictures of Disney Princesses, very much misinterprets the sentiment of "Love your enemies".

I'm so sorry, Noble Jury, you didn't deserve this.


A (dumb) recursive fanfic of the epic Austraeoh series

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Hello, dearest readers! 'Tis I, Discord, your host.
And I'm sure that round now is when you could use most
Some holiday cheer, to distract from the madness,
Well, fear not! For with humor, I'll banish your sadness.

Yes indeed, I'll relate in this Hearth's Warming Story
How I flattened and plasticized Sweet Mi Amore.
Worry not--I'm no monster--there indeed was a reason
I turned Princess Cadenza to beads: 'twasn't treason.
No I had a fair plan transmogrifying her so,
Now read on! To discover my logic below!

First chapter published on Hearth's Warming Eve
Last chapter published on Hearth's Warming Day


Thanks Andrew for making Heartbutt.

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Man, a lot of stuff happens in this story. Spike ODs on cocaine, Twilight has to revive him, somepony gets murdered, Gilda is a baker now I think, the CMC beat up Diamond Tiara, and there's a gryphon pimp named Pussycat McGee. Oh also Rick Sanchez briefly shows up for some reason. An exceedingly dumb collab with TheRedBrony, created after a drunk/high agreement to create such a monstrosity at BronyCon.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, TheRedBrony wrote a story I really liked.

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In this exciting collab with the late great Fattymagee1, Princess Cadance explodes, then turns into a refrigerator, Shining Armor seeks out molly as a substitute for cheese, Ember and Thorax get it on while rolling, and Twilight tries to seduce her brother.

Contains: drug use, expletives, mild incest, foreplay, and alluded to but not described intercourse.

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Rainbow Dash has a prophetic dream about chickadees. It's all rather stupid though. A 50 minute story. Also, Gallifreyan technology and prime numbers and dumb jokes appear. Story 4 of Doubleshotober.

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Rarity is staying in Manehattan for a fashion show or something. Twilight Sparkle visits her hotel room for sexy times. That's pretty much it.

An unofficial part of Monochromatic's RariTwi Bomb.

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Celestia orders two brave knights to violently quash a rebellion… with fire.


Another collaboration with TheMajorTechie. The amazing cover art is by him.
DISCLAIMER: Techie doesn't know how to draw a flamethrower, so imagine the water gun is one.

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(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super


Sometimes having a(n) unialicorn around just makes life better. I'm hoping Twilight's legendary ability to get stuff done in an organized and timely manner will help me finally get around to starting on and finishing that project I'm avoiding. Nevermind that it was due yesterday.

"What depths have I fallen to, when I assist somepony in finishing a LATE homework assignment?

"Thank you for your colorful commentary Twilight. I want to thank you again for being here for moral and focusing support. If you're bored I have lots of clothes that need sorting. Do you have a spell that can tell whether the stuff on the floor is clean or dirty? I kind of lost track."

"You're hopeless Super."

"Twilight, I told you, my real name is Bryan Chandler."

"So ponies--I mean humans--are reading our banter? Weird."

"Yep, that's the power of fanfiction."

WARNING: RANDOM!
WARNING: WILL INCLUDE EDUCATIONAL INFORMATION ABOUT MORRO BAY CALIFORNIA!
WARNING: DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY!

Alternate Adorable and Annoyed Alicorn picture for cover
Pony pictured precariously procured for cover

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Cadence and Flurry Heart discuss teen pregnancy, trans healthcare, libertarianism, The strengths and weaknesses of hereditary monarchy, and Maoism. Cadence is a horrible mom. Flurry Heart cusses a lot. Shining Armor doesn’t even show up in this.

Content Warning:
Contains mentions of but not depictions of:
Sex, Suicide, and Abortion

Cover art is something I drew about five years ago.

An extremely last minute entry for the cadence is a terrible mom contest

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