Retired military, retired gunsmith, tired cynic.

I am a novice writer who tries to find inspiration from pretty almost everything.

Just a random Brony

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

im an Aussie 18 yr old, just left school, love ponies(obviously), metal, TF2, Pokemon, Borderlands, Dark Souls and conspiracy theories...

Nothing more than you're average writer who writes for a hobby ^_^

I'm Dissonance. Really good at crossovers. || She/Her || Profile Art By: https://www.deviantart.com/chris-h94

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

EDIT: FEATURED ON 2/29/15

I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Retired, but I still check in.

Stories are like onions, they have layers.

Fuck this fandom.

I hate writing.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

In darkness we swim, hunting for survival. Mankind is that hunter, ruthless in it's pursuits of perfection. The ultimate weapon of destruction is what humans are, forever.

There's absolutely nothing that I have to lose, and there's nothing that can be done to knock me any lower; what possible weakness can the weakest of the weakest possess?

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

A lovely little writer of FIMFiction

DON'T DO STUPID

hahaha holy shit this is an old account

Bruh/Brem

Wazzup mah ponehz? Okay, that was lame. I've been here for a while, but I've been away longer. I enjoy writing, and I love to see people enjoy it to. Hope you'll stick around!

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

I'm a mad man. I'm a man of honor. I'm a sociopath. I'm a brony. For all my conflictions, I'm pretty stable, though you'll probably call me insane. That's fine, I enjoy it. I'm just hear to write.

Big Brother is Watching You

A bit silly, pretty logical. More than a little crazy.

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.