Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

Abacadooby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I have drones circling the whole world.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

“What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.”

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul"

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

The artist you've never heard of.