These words were not written for you, but if they speak to you, they're yours to bear. (Patreon/Ko-Fi)

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Not much to say about myself -- I'm an Irish guy whose interests include MLP, video games, and occasionally writing fanfics.

You may know of my power, but you may never know my limits- ?????

Always look on the bright side of life!

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

Hello and many salutations, I am a writer/ editor who has been stalking stories here for a few months now and finally gathered the courage to make an account. Cheers!

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

A guy who writes about fat horse, among other things. If that's not your thing, no one's stopping you from looking someplace else.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Fats writer, come here for the big blorps.

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

[center]Bye guys[/center]

"You think you know me..."

[shitposting loudly]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

HELLO! I'm SANIC HEGEHOG!

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

irresistible