The gears resume their motion. War is declared.

Hey, everypony! T.P. here again, as you already know (and let's not go through that song n' dance again), to tell you about two new fics. Don't worry, they're both oneshots, so they won't take too much of your time.

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So, yeah, there's that. My plan was to keep it short, but I don't think that's possible without sacrificing story elements. Needless to say, its been completely reworked, with a totally new plot... Not that any of you will notice; you never knew what the original plot was.

Also, update schedule has been altered accordingly.

Oh, wait, there was no update schedule... Moving on.

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Sup? T.P. here, but I guess you already knew that. Well if you're so smart, why don't you try guessing what number I'm thinking of!

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... Dang. How'd you know that was the number?

Argh! You sicken me. I'm done talking to you.

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Wait, don't go! I'm sorry I snapped at you.

Friends?

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So folks often ask me, "T.P., why are you so awesome?" It's an innocent question, but displays a profound ignorance.

I am awesome because I am not you, and you are not awesome.

That out of the way, we can get to business. Hello, thar! I'm Talltale Pony or T.P. to my friends, acquaintances and people too lazy to type out "Talltale Pony" every effing time they refer to me. In fact, I'm already sick of it, so I'll call myself T.P. from here on out as well.

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