"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.

I'm a guy. I like My Little Pony. I don't like to talk about myself. Let's leave it at that.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

I type stories using my hands

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

A fellow traveler...

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Welcome to the Herd!

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

Everyday writer for your needs.

I write all the time, I give too much detail, I am a pervert and I will not act my age unless I am in a bad mood. Welcome to my mind, don't get hit by the bucking door >:3

We write. Sometimes clop, sometimes not. Feel free to read or not, we don't mind.

What it says on the tin

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I'm that one black guy. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne

Mostly a romance writer, often taking an interest in trying different genres but always coming back to romance in the end.