• Published 6th Feb 2012
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The Day of No More Eyes - Argembarger



A tale of overcoming adversity, and learning what it means to be a true hero.

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PreviousChapters
Chapter 48: A New Hope

Scootaloo was perfectly fine and made it back home without any problems, but she tragically forgot how to fly.





The end.

PreviousChapters
Comments ( 58 )

What a pain in the ass this was to read... :facehoof:

Looks like somepony really wanted chapter views... :ajbemused:

Such a fun troll fic, While the multi-chapters were annoying, I was laughing between chapters so it kinda filled up.



-Trollesia :trollestia:

My story's submission got rejected on my first attempt and this passes ? What the ????

This. Was. Glorious.

Haha what a cracker Jack! It`s like reading a telegraph, LOL Stop I Stop troll Stop you Stop :eeyup:

this shit is the geratest fucking thing in all of pony and fuck all those haters

i mean dark castle didn't learn shit and he was so fucking blind he couldn't even read so that's why he's all angry and shit
5*

>> mrheadhopper lol

>> Dark-Castle u mad bro?:trollestia:

oddly enough, I don't hate it. I find it bucking hilarious.

Not because of the jokes, but because it's just so goddamn stupid.

194435
Hey. Hey dude. It's called satire. He's poking fun.

Go read House of Leaves if you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

This is why we can't have nice things. :twilightangry2:

Whoever posted this and whoever approved the submission should be whipped with a wet rope.

194559
Again. Satire. Poking fun.

See, you are why nice things don't even exist.

194504

My face when corrects "Exasperated" but ignores "Stoicismed"

:moustache:

So, I thought I'd put my own little review right over here.

This story is a wonderful one. It tells the story of why abusing the random tag to all hell is a horrid thing, and how spontaneous crossovers can be both annoying and distracting. It tells of how any deus ex machina will ruin even the best story. It shows how getting your story messed up will piss off a metric fuckton of people.

It also shows us how many people can't take a joke. I'm assuming that's all of you, by the way.

4.5/5. Nigh-perfect example of a parody. The House of Leaves of MLP fanfiction. Oddly worthy of being a magnum opus. Favorited.

194574
PFFFFF, OH WOW. I'm out of it right now...

Ok, after reading it again, I kind of get it.
I think...

Is this a 'parody' of short-chaptered stories?
Also, there's a lot of criticism about 'simple' stories in there. Pointing out flaws in various slice of life stories.

You could've made Twilight miss a spell and make everypony blind.

Anyway, Chapter 46: Luna features Applejack living on the moon and being evil for some unknown - totally not a copy/paste error - reason.

194565
Oh. Well, can't please everybody. (*cough*ArtoftheDress*cough*) While I see your point, I argue it actually helps carry the fic's point.

But that's your opinion. I totally respect that.

Fluttershy is many ponies! And noo Scootaloo! :fluttercry:

I barely read this and... I mean, just... WHY? Why man, WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD would you post this? This needs to be taken down, immediately. It's not even a story, honestly... :ajbemused: I mean, seriously, just... I can't deal with this... You, sir, are a troll...

194644
...that's the point.

Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if some people have a sense of humor anymore.

EACH CHAPTER IS LIKE A NOVEL ALL IT'S OWN

... After going through this a bit more, I have realized this. You are being a smart-ass, aren't you? Sarcasm, and large amounts of it, I hope, at least. Otherwise, you really are just trolling. But you do make it clear that the random tag has a tendency to be abused... :ajbemused: I still find it a bit... well, stupid, but that's because I just spent a little under an hour reading this... I am irritated, but I see your point. I do not, however, totally approve of this. Sarcasm, though, is one thing I can approve of, since I use it excessively. Just... I don't even know how to finish this... :ajbemused:

194655
I know right? I was laughing the whole way through, but I guess some things aren't for everyone. One of these things being somewhat-trollish comedies/parodies.

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Friendship!

194678

No, of course I'm being dead serious. This fanfiction is the culmination of my life's work.

I'm shocked that anyone could dislike it. But I can deal, I'm a big boy. Today will be the Day of No More Cries.

194710
I see what you did there... Even more sarcasm... I'm appalled! :pinkiegasp: Eh, whatever. Live and let live...and all that bull-sh!t... I'm signing off this page, and I do not plan on returning. Good bye, and good day to you sirs and madams.

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Have you considered bribery?

194590

Oh man, nice catch! Let me go fix that right now.

194559

That sounds pretty painful.

194723

:twilightsmile:

Look at it.
See number of words in each chapter.
:facehoof:
Reads a few chapters.
:pinkiegasp:
:pinkiehappy:

12 stars would read again.

What a terribly sexy fan-fiction. :moustache:

It's almost like people don't understand that humor can be done with the form of a story and not just its content!

so much for that emotional depth on the cover art...:rainbowlaugh: it's still bucking hilarious...

You have earned the rating of 10/10 for trolling.

You're a fucking genius.

And that's the truth.

:rainbowkiss:

I am in lesbians with you.

We're both dudes so I don't even know how that's possible, but fuck it. All the stars.

You're an ass... a clever, clever ass. Favorited for originality.

I AM STEVE, KING OF THE LESBIANS!

Based on the comments, this is a trollfic. I'm supposed to avoid trollfics. :twilightoops:

Therefore, I'll read the whole damn thing twice. :derpytongue2:

Welp, I'm adding you to the list of 'Authors I Love And Hate At The Same Time'. :moustache:

Excellent job. Highly original. Don't do it again. :ajbemused:

NOOOOOO!!!!! scooteloo i bed she never where able to fly with sight... STAB HERE EYES!!!:pinkiecrazy:

We all know Scootaloo was the true driving force behind this fic, I mean who didn't wonder what happened to her in the Everfree. You even saved the big reveal till the very last chapter. A MASTERPIECE I SAY! :trollestia:

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Yeah, that's a pretty good summary.

195479

I don't need to be told not to tell the same joke twice. I'm not a complete idiot; give me a little credit, at least. :coolphoto:

That said, expect "Day of No More Eyes 2: Week of No More Eyes" to come out by Friday.

198683

Would you prefer it was the 280,000 word epic I had originally planned it to be?

Personally I enjoyed the chase scene

it really convease the emotional resonace felt by the Pnkie and mac showing how they have grown to love each other

but some thing still bug me

will rainbows pregnacy ever be resovled

IS SCOOTALOO THE FATHER

Also I would like to thank

burning-ruin-666

for his/her brilliant and insightfull comments that truly made interpreting this epic feesiable

it was like watching a scholar intrepert the bible while god read it to him

BEaiutiful

A magnificent masterpiece from the omnipotent author of Spiderses... Exquisite style blended with a great time sense and a refined range of vocabulary make this story worth re-reading many, many times. It is an experience that cannot be expressed in words, but only merely resembled through falling on one's knees with a printed version of Spiderses in hands, rising it into the sky and yelling: God, I don't need you anymore! This is my new testament! I'm crying right now and I have no intention of concealing my tears. I thank you both for this work of art and Spiderses here because I feel I am not worthy to comment on the latter one.
Please remain the god of MLP fanfiction.

Glorious.

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