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Ordinance and depravity. I have never been happier.
Pffffftttttt...... You actually did it.
Oh, who am I kidding? Of course you did!
~Skeeter The Lurker
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like a proboss
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 </3 </3 <3
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About damn time it showed up!
~Skeeter The Lurker
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inorite!
.-.
Only you, George.
Well, this was the bomb.
...
...
Yeah, I'll go kill myself now.
Well, I know what I am reading next. Heavy ordinance and Twilight rubbing her body all over it, yup, right up my alley.
Moral of the story; make love, not war with your military munitions. And also something about a lavender unicorn.
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2849515 God I love that video.
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No up- or downvote, but a new hobby - inserting grenades into teh 'launcher'
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god yes
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*mulberry
cuz ur gae
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No. The moral of the story is that Twilight is mentally ill and not fit to handle atomic weapons.
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trust me bro it's the best
just ask kaidan
2849529 ur an emo faget >:)
What...the fuck...did I just read?
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:3
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no u
2849638 hau did u no
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I got bout halfway through before my non-existent christian morals kicked in and i had to avert my eyes
Wow, just wow. My mind will never be the same again....strangely I'm ok with this.
I thought I saw my name in the description.
Parasprite Polka!
#yoloswag dis da shit.
QUICK EVERYONE DO THE FAG DANCE!
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After reading this... let's say literature... for a second time I couldn't resist upvoting, even if it's against all of my principes.
It's actually one of the worst things I've ever seen here on fimfiction... it's like a trainwreck... but can't help keep looking at it.
If the world actually will blow up tomorrow, I know it's your fault... because you made Twilight do such things... I'll slay you in heaven, seriously.
This was pleasing for my eyes.
"(she’s fucking mulberry goddamn)" Bullshit, mulberry is a fckng fruit, lavender is a color
“What’s in the box, Twilight?” WHAT'S IN THE BOX ?!
"(you should see what ponies can do if they really try)." holy fuck das flexible
"warhead out of the box. " the davy crockett! Able to make areas uninhabitable for up to 72 hours
"while Applejack went home and became an alcoholic."
Man, troll fics are the best. Sequel possibly involving the princesses?
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i'll make you a deal
if i get featured like the featurebox crusader i am
i'll write a 1000 word second chapter with a princess and whatever insane objects people ask for
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I can only like this story once
You already did the davy crockett, I don't think there is anything crazier than that in the range of destructive devices...
IT'S FINALLY OUT
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imagine luna
with one of the luna space probes
because i'm already writing that too
boner
what the hell, boner
seriously
WHAT THE HELL BONER
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK, BONER?!
my dick is scaring me
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your boner loves my work
it knows quality when it sees it
Twilight sticking mortar shells up her bum is my fetish.
I was expecting her to get blown up XD fun story!
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mine too
legit
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that would have been such a boring, predictable ending
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By Jove I suppose you're right!
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I can't trust any part of my anatomy anymore! My eyes deceive me, my spleen says it's useless but it isn't, and my dick says I like pastel cartoon horses shoving various explosive devices into her ass.
Also, this:
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There's three reasons to look at the parasprite's works;
The porn.
The goddamn porn.
The comment replies from the parasprite.
Wow...and here I thought it would be Rainbow Dash that would do something like this given her lifestyle...
Yet, you surprised me with this idea.
Making love to an inordinate amount of ordinance is entirely ordinary.
I know that comments like this are garbage and worthless, but...
I'm throwing this on my Read Later for the cover art alone.
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sput-dick
Yuri-Gargantuan
I was laughing most of the time and wasn't giving a fuck about what was happening in the story
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your cock loves dat twiplot