• Member Since 19th Aug, 2012
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"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Comments ( 51 )

3942839

I tried to select them all but it wouldn't let me

This story is just that complex

srsly

Well...

That was certainly something, alright.

Enjoyable, all the same.

~Skeeter The Lurker

So... much... sexy... win...

3942876

told you i was hardcore

Such a sweet, touching little story.

"Edited by that one German faggot."

<3

Welp! You made me use all my lotion on this story!:rainbowwild:

The story whose name you're forgetting is Asylum.

This is a true story, isn't it, Para? Or should I say Lucille?

3943598

No shit.

3943944

The names and species involved were changed to protect the not-so innocent.

3943598

Should I be excited or appalled that my name and story keeps getting referenced in these sorta stories? :rainbowhuh:

Definitely something Para :twilightsmile:

Well, I got exactly what I expected and was promised. Para is excellent at that I find.

momentary sexual gratification was momentary

3944606

Hey, it's one way to be immortalized! Your name will echo through history thanks to Para's stories!

3945405

Yes, it will be entirely because of me. :rainbowkiss:

He was a very big stallion, both in the literal sense and in innuendo.

That line made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.

Knowing you, parasprite, I sincerely doubt this is actually a story about two ponies having a lovely time together.

3946555

what if

you read the story

and then words bla bla bla verbs

My deductive powers were only slightly aided by the abundance of warnings in the description. My fan theory, though, is that the first-person whore is actually Snails.

um

why'd you link this to me

fucking advertising pleb

3954658

Because I'm spreading acceptance of the sin of homosexuality

3954673
wat

I thought this was spreading acceptance of transgenders

hm

3954680

That falls under the "Sinning against Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" category, so I promote it with my penis.

3954701
k fgt

go blow a cactus

3954710

Wat makes u think i do not already do that on my own

3954713
fine then

get fucked in your prolapsed rectum

3954722

Wat makes u think i do not already do that on my own

3954768
jesus fuck it takes you a long time to copy paste

3954773

Wat makes u think i do not already do that on my own

3954774
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Well that certainly gave what it promised :eeyup:

Such sexy Much love So hot Wow

now that's power play/humiliation stuff i don't have to have bad feels for....

4008658

Wow nice linking fail

3954812

Wat makes u think i do not already do that on my own

4009512 Really? I see it just fine.

Personally, not my cup of tea, but I just gotta tell this guy to chill... ya know?

3954812 Chill bro, make fanfics, not death threats

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