!!!This story has spoilers regarding both Metro 2033 and Metro: Last Light. Read at your own discretion!!!
Stay still.
That's what you do when an anomaly approaches you. You stay completely still and it won't touch you and float away.
So what do you do when a drunken asshole completely disregards your warning?
Mature? Really? What could possibly be so bad about it?
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Cursing. And throwing knives. Guns, too. And pipe bombs.
Hmm. Interesting. Not a bad first chapter. Guess I'll stick around.
2177752 Yeah, I saw that. Wasn't that bad though.
Well, that was an excellent first chapter, well done.
Stalkers + Ponies = Always a suck-proof idea!
My only complaint is not enough Artyom, that boy is awesome.
But otherwise great job with the new characters, I know I'm gonna like these two.
Now back to thy keyboard thou must make more of dis Magicks!!!
this looks great! i'll give it a shot, keep up the good work
I'll see where this goes. Looks nice.
A Metro 2033 crossover?!
All my yes'es to this
I was just thinking about how Metro 2033 crossover would work
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Oh, you guys...
I demand MORE In the name of the motherland!! (not russian but it sounds cool to say)
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No worries, comrade, more shall follow!
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS CROSSOVER FOR TOO LONG. I LOVE THE BOOKS.
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wat.
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The meaning of universe.
Yay Metro!
...where is more!?11213
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Don't worry. Soon as I finish chapter 11 of the Resistance fic, I'll get right on it.
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I know. But I'm fairly sure the word has a double meaning.
So far this catches my interest. Do continue.
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Don't worry, I will.
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I know a lot of Russian curse words. Blame Latvia for being a former satellite state of Russia. Seriously, I was 12 years old and I already was just asking for soap in my mouth.
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Nice to know! But I'd go for good ol' beer. Last time I drank vodka didn't go down too well - got completely smashed, played Killzone 2 drunk, all squint-eyed and stuff, threw up all over myself, woke up at five am when my sisters burst into my bedroom, drunk as fuck and singing.
It was a good day.
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Well, I hope you'll enjoy my written works.
so hardcore
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EXTREEEEEME
2328906 celestia was like 'FUCK YEAH' *EPIC HIGH FIVE*
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While maintaining a somewhat fragile poker face.
2328913 i was imagining she cocked her foreleg back and high fived/hoofed with all her might
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That'd kill someone I'd say.
2328921 propably. but over exagregated high fives are fun
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I guess. *sigh* Back to work, I guess. More stuff to write! :D
Have you read any other of my stories? There might be something that could be relevant to your interests.
2328935 i'll check 'em out
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I know some of them are sort of suckish, but those are my older works.
Hope you enjoy!
Pinkie Pie: "It's raping time!"
Alyona: "Shit."
Haha jk jokes :P
All in all great chapter! Even though I know nothing of Metro 2033. I will continue reading this and see what happens. *Gives thumbs up*
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Stay tuned, then! :)
2350536 *Throws remote out of window and grabs popcorn *
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Well, then...
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Reading?
lol
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I try.
Lyra... if she comes to earth, one of two things might happen.
1. She will hug every human in sight and love on us.
or
2. She will kill us all and eat our hands.
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A lot like that, yeah.
2465215 Is it bad that I am a little bit scared of Lyra now?
Is Alyona a girl?
RUN MARKED ONE! Wait...Damn. Wrong STALKER. Never mind!
2466971 I thought it was obvious. I mentioned so all the way back in the first chapter.
2466891 's cool, man.
2467920 Heh.
2470343 Lol, this story is even better now.
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NYES.
2470459 NYES.