Rainbow Dash is a mare who seems to have it all. She's awesome, she is the greatest flyer who ever lived, she has the best marefriend anypony could ever ask for, and she's awesome. Surely, something as simple as cooking a romantic breakfast for Twilight should be easy for her. Right?

Written for Beans writing group, with proofreading and brainstorming provided by RDT. Now available as an audiobook, courtesy of Skijarama