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Fanfic dabbler who works too much


Pipp has broken a new record, a 36 hour livestream! After a very long sleep and what can only be described as a fever dream she wakes up to a new day except something is very very different... She can't talk normally!

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Went over my head 100%
Was still the cringiest thing I have ever read tho

Honestly I dont blame you, you pretty much have to be really big into twitch to even get half this stuff but I agree, It was the cringiest thing I've written and I 100% had post submission clarity mixed with regret but that's kinda the point I guess lol

I'm pretty sure the cure to this condition is just going outside for a few hours, minus the phone.

This was the most painful thing I've experienced. Even more painful than the time I broke the bones in my hand or the time I busted my knee during a military exercise.
Good job.

A lot of the things that Pipp said made absolutely no sense to me but still, have an upvote.

I had to Google all these emotes.

Cringe, but an aight fic.

They probably make no sense to the Twitch crowd either, but that doesn't stop them.

Not the absolute worst thing that I've ever read I'd say something around 3rd or 4th? Regardless, I know that you did this for the lulz so I can't gripe too much. I honestly had to look most of them up.

Thanks everyone for the comments, I'd tag you all in it and if you come back to this story then that means you but it also means you'd have to look at this again which i don't want to pressure y'all into doing so lol. Yeah this was an after work I really gotta write something working its way out of my system coupled with a meme I saw on facebook during my after-work poop. Thanks for the upvotes and I'm glad you all love/hated it. I know a lot of these go over most peoples heads but then again i guess it helps you feel like Haven just a little bit lol. Either way i'm still ashamed but also proud of this unholy abomination I decided to share with everyone and I'm glad its at the very least not poorly written :trollestia:


I'm afraid they have no recourse but to execute Pipp. It's the only way.

:rainbowlaugh: tis the only way

This fic is written way better than it has any right to be, lol. Only the highest quality shitposting here.

This story was totes poggers! XD LOL. I really enjoyed it!

*stands behind Pipp with a 12-gage shotgun*
"Pipp, *loads a shotgun slug* tell me about the squeakers."
*aims the shotgun at the back of Pipp's head and try to steel my nerves, while Pipp complains about whining 8 year olds on online multi-player spouting racist phrases, and how they're a pain in the ass to play with or against*

Sitting on a small rowboat Pipp was surrounded by a swamp full of swirling chaos. Chat copy-pasta walls were being drowned by millions of every emote imaginable and before her very eyes they swirled together into a giant bog monster of cringe and innocent fun.

- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four ruffians break into my house.
- "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
- "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
- He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.
- Just as the founding fathers intended.

Izzy would totally be Pipp's Skulker.

I want to give your story a like, but you're sitting at 69 likes, and I don't want to be the one to mess that up.

I love how legitimately distressed Haven is by Pipp's fuckery.:rainbowlaugh:

true, cant mess that one up :rainbowlaugh:

Minor correction:

<SNIP>We do not have to deal with all that work if this gets out."

I suggest "want to" between these two words, or some other fix.

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