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Pipp Petals


Hello Pippsqueaks~! <3 I've joined this site so I can read some fan stories about me! And who knows, maybe I'll try my hoof at writing too! How do I look?

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Hey pegasi of Zephyr Heights, don't be like the mare in the cover image! This is Princess Pipp Petals, reminding everypony to wear a phone lanyard when flying above 5 meters!

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"Thanks to lanyard, I don't drop my phone anymore, but myself! "

Fricken hilarious story, very relatable

Lol i legit learned the KE formula in physics class a few months ago

Even more lol, i completely forgot it

Side note:
LANYARD UP EVERYPONY!

negligent homicide-by-phone is like, so not poggers.

Pippa has a special way with words. I love it

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Pippa has a special way with words.

Wrong royal! My name is Pipp...:applecry:

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LANYARD UP YAAASSS QUEEN

Getting very "don't text and drive" energy. Same basic idea, I suppose. Although a collision between two pegasi is less immediately lethal than one between two cars.

And as I’m nosediving and chasing after my phone, all I hear that stupid mailmare saying to me is, “I just don’t know what went wrong!?” Geez, big help. And yeah, I didn’t catch my phone. I couldn’t see the thing, the black screen just blends in with the trees below!

Derpy 2.0 🤣🤣🤣🤣 She LIVES!!!

bro any pegasus still using an iPhone 6 deserves to drop it tbh

Oh, Celestia...

Somepony needs to put this to art...

Do hoof lanyards count?

+10 for Derpy...

Great story, short but sweet :)

Lanyard up, Zephyr Heights! Pipp Pipp hooray~!

oh, i recently found a silly comic book called "super-pets", and there's at least one scene where Krypto (Superman's pet) says:

pup, pup, and away!

This is a real story, with a real SafetyMessage, andreal physics. I upvote.

Lanyard up! This was such a good story, I loved it.
Also, Zipp, I hope you regain your Flappy Scootaloo progress soon. Good luck!

Not as many times as accidentally turning on my rear camera in the toilet, though…yikes! Sorry, Pippsqueaks!

I’m sure there are viewers who enjoyed it.

is the footage archived? :p

At least the phone lanyards will be useful. And Pipp, Zipp, and Sunny all need to wear them now.

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