Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 4
By TDR
[The North Pole, Some years ago]
The massive long bearded Reindeer known as Santa hooves frowned as he looked out over the formerly snowy landscape.
The landscape was now mostly slush and char, and he was quite certain the glacier out at sea in the distance was on fire.
His work shop was oddly fine, though a number of the outbuildings were flattened. The ones that were not however were packed to the roof with all his helpers who were cowering and doing their best to not be seen.
Laying on the ground in front of his work shop was a big green yeti.
The Grinch had caused a good bit of problems for him this year and whatever magic the green creature had found had delayed Santa Hooves deliveries considerably. The god of Reindeer would have to have a word with White in order to get everything done in time this year.
His attention soon turned to the source of his exasperation.
A little purple unicorn filly, a even smaller purple dragonling, and a navy blue canine creature of some kind.
All three of them were sitting there smiling up at him. the fangs on two of them were a bit unnerving.
Santa Hooves sighed looking back over at the Grinch who was whimpering , and likely in need of serious medical attention, then over at his workers who were cowering from the trio.
"If i agree to keep you on the nice list. Will you three promise to never save Hearths Warming again?" Santa hooves asked with a soft growl.
The trio considered before going into a huddle and quickly discussing it in hushed whispers.
Santa Hooves winced as another outbuilding collapsed.
"Alright." Twilight said finally.
[Many years later]
"CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS HEARTS WARMING RESCUEING YAY!!!!!" Three fillies screamed out as Santa Hooves rubbed his temples at the shout.
The entire north pole was somehow on fire this time, and all his elk had decided the best place to hide from this lot was in a bunker two miles below the workshop, which was now rubble, though this time all the outbuildings had survived.
This time it had been the Snow Miser, that had tried something and these three had come to deal with him.
When this trio had arrived he had also received a note from another trio he had once met.
'Dear Santa Whooves.
We heard Hearth's Warming needed saving again.
However we did agree to not save it again.
As such we have sent some stand ins to save Hearths warming in our stead.
Best Wishes,
Twilight Sparkle
Rahs Sparkle
Spike Sparkle.
Santa Hooves let out a sigh as another explosion rocked his workshop.
"By the Stars....." The giant Reindeer muttered.
Don't like us and our fallout?
Here are three that impresses Discord, have fun.
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to be fair, the Sparkles impress Discord too, and he would have loved to meet them as foals
Ahhhhh, that explains all the destruction
Too bad the CMCs insurance doesn't cover the North Pole.
(laughing helplessly)
I do believe that could be considered an act of aggression between gods...
In other words, hilarious
Is it wrong that I want this to become canon?
I'm just imagining the next big meeting of the Gods, with a scene where the Sparkles cross paths with Santa.
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please make it so.
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So what’s stopping Mister “I can bend reality to my whim with a snap of a paw/claw” from taking a quick trip to the past to… “meet” the sparkles when they were young?
Perhaps disguised as the Sparkle siblings first foalsitter. Who would take the four of them (including Shining) on a quick trip around Canterlot.
All perfectly innocent of course.
10597905 he was busy posing in the royal garden
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Again, what’s stopping present Discord from traveling back in time?
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This is Canon.
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White.
Discord won't mess with White.
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Discord does not mess with White. However…
I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he asks White to go on holiday on a limited time frame, giving him an exacting list of everything he plans to do within that limited time frame—
Or he could just tag along with Twilight and Spike (and Rahs, Sunset, and Sombra) when Starlight messes around with time for the express purpose of damage control.
Damage control to the surrounding area from the Sparkles (and Sunset & Sombra) of course. After all those 5 could cause more damage to Equestria’s timeline in 5 seconds than Starlight could do in an hour.
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YES!
Looking back at the title, I don't know why I didn't realize it was canon, but I had thought it was just an Omake.
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I'm pretty sure two egos of that size existing in the same place would collapse into a singularity that would consume all of reality.
10597921 10597929 Ironically logical Discord might not be bound by cause and effect but if time doesn't pass entropy and chaos can't occur
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White will also kick his ass in six different timelines then back again.
Once was enough for Discord thank you very much.
I suspect after this, Santa just leaves the easy to make and replace Yak toys in the diversionary heritage workshop at the North Pole, and instead moved all the main build to a distributed deep build in the roots of the South Pole?
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Unless you count the Acord arc from the comics. Creepy
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And this year I had a green Christmas.
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damn the jokes you come up with make me laugh most in dang years im in tears almost everytime how the hell are you doing that
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i just roll with what i think is funny. Sometimes i'm right.
Oh god not again
But where's the tree sap?
(But it's the North Pole, there's no trees for hundreds of miles in any direction)
Someone forgot the tree sap!
This was glorious, and really, what more needs to be said?
Ok this was good.
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Pine trees in the buildings.
LMFAOOOO
That ending.
Holy Shit... That was PRICELESS ♡♡♡♡♡
CMC a epic danger to everyone ♡
Nice.
Btw, TDR, as you keep mentioning that you've not actually seen the episodes past this point, I'm wondering if you're aware that Kirin were actually made canon in the series?
Also, I'm beginning to feel sorry for Tirek, and we've not even hit the finale here, yet. The battle in the show was an epic clash of titans. I somehow get the feeling here that it's going to be more akin to an uppity fly getting the swatter.
When the Rescue Squad is worse than the original threat
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Well keep doing what you are doing you got one hell of a deep gold mine and there doesn't seem to be a bottom in sight with how epic things are going and I'm on my 10th reread now and even after reading it as many time as I have I am still ROFLMFAO ever time and not stoping
I look forward to when it's Flurry, her brother, Titania, and Oberon's turn to stop the Krampus (or whatever) and save Hearth's Warming.
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Shin
Who rescue the people from the rescue squad?