Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 4
By TDR
Dolphin Don't
Part 2
[Where the Fucksilvania, part 2.]
“I'm not helping you with this DD.” Saturnia sighed as the thugs moved around them.
“What!?” Why not?” DD gasped.
“Because, I'm on a date . We're not getting caught up in your ridiculous escapades.” Saturnia huffed.
“Seriously? After everything we've been through together, you're abandoning me now?”
“ESPECIALY, after everything you dragged me through.” Saturnia growled. “ I should have known something would happen. I should have gone with the basic dinner date , but nooooooo I just had to try for something risky.”
“Woof?” Rahs questioned.
“Yeah, what he said.”DD offered.
The three thugs glanced to each other, then moved to ignore the other two and approach DD.
“I don't know what he said.” Saturnia rebuked.
“And you're dating him?” Daring questioned.
“Rahs don't let her act fool you, she can handle three thugs with both wings tied and or broken.... she's done that before in fact.” Saturnia pointed out.
“Spoil sport.” DD huffed stepping back from the thugs before jerking forward suddenly, one took the thick pair of glasses to the snout and another was tangled up in the dress, the third was hit by a hat and flailed back comically before falling on his rump showing there was a thick book hidden in the hat.
Standing before them now was a tan pegasus mare with a mane and tail made up of black and two tones of gray. She wore a green button up shirt and a pith hat.
Rahs immediately recognized her .
“Woof.” Rahs nodded clapping lightly, snapping a picture.
“At least some one likes my dramatic reveals.” Daring Doo growled.
“I expected he would. Though I figured this would just be a nice meet and greet. Not a brawl.” Saturnia sighed as the thugs lunged at DD, the mare meeting their charge with vicious blows of hooves and wings.
Rahs glanced over to Saturnia as DD fought the three goons off.
“Sorry Rahs. There's a long history between us. We met a long time ago and DD had a habit of getting into trouble and dragging me along with her. After getting nearly killed, cloned, and foal napped more times than I care to count, I decided to leave.” Saturnia explained as more things in the house were shattered as a goon was thrown through them. “While I'm not going to deny I sometimes enjoyed my time running around with her, mother needed my help and I found I preferred not nearly dying on a semi weekly basis.”
Rahs raised an eyebrow as DD hammered one of the others into the ground by bouncing off his head.
“Don't give me that look. Ponyville is a lot safer than it seems, when was the last time any one was really hurt by a Tuesday event?” Saturnia sighed as DD flung one of the goons out through the only non broken window. “Besides the whole point of this was simply to do a meet and greet catch up a little then go have lunch. DD can handle herself, and I don't want to be in another book written in as a sidekick. Three times is enough.”
“Woof.” Rahs stated after a moment of consideration before nodding as a book case was pulled down onto a goon.
“Thank you. I think.” Saturnia considered as one of the goons went flying past. “I'm not trying to be mean, but this wasn't in the plans.”
Rahs opened his mouth to respond before he was hit from behind and sent crashing to the ground as a over sized burly griffon tom plowed into him.
“RAHS!” Saturnia gasped whirling to look at the door as two other goon ponies and a trio of diamond dogs with matching red shirts reading, Thug 1, Thug 2, and Thug 4 strode in.
“You did not just tackle my date.” Saturnia snarled.
The newcomers were going to ignore her, though the flare of green fire and the massive white four armed gorilla that appeared in the ponies place was hard to ignore. Particularly when the Girallon lunged at them, sending Thug 2 through the wall of the building with a back handed swing.
It became rather clear, rather quickly, that the goons were out matched.
The new comers were no match for a pissed of Saturnia, who had shifted forms three times already from the Girallon, to a manticore, then to a mouse to dodge a hit, and she was currently a ophiotaurus wrapped tight around one of the pony goons while smacking the fool out of another with her fore hooves while Thug 4 clung to her horns as she lashed her head about.
Rahs had only got hit once and that was by surprise. Currently he was making the griffon hit himself with his own back leg. Much to the aggravation and confusion of the griffon who hadn't even know he could bend that way.
Daring was probably struggling the most, as the thugs were after the golden ring she had more than anything else and the ensuing fight had her lose and regain it a number of times.
The three thugs finally all dog piled on DD forcing her to lose the ring and send it clattering across the floor to roll to a stop at the door where it was scooped up by a hoof by a gray coated stallion in a tan version of DD's shirt . The green eyed pony had a black slicked back mane and a slightly darker five-o-clock shadow.
“Ahh here it is, how kind of you to find it for us so soon after our earlier search failed to uncover it, Daring Doo. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.” The stallion grinned, posing for a picture as Rahs took it, before ducking back out quickly as one of his thugs was thrown at him by Saturnia.
With the ring acquired the rest of the thugs started to back out, move away, or simply haul flank after him.
“DAMNIT CABALLERON, GIVE THAT BACK!” DD shouted.
“THAT'S DOCTOR CABALLERON!!” The stallion shouted back.
“YOU GOT THAT DOCTORATE OUT OF A GUMBALL MACHINE!!” DD screamed back.
“Well that happened.” Saturnia muttered as she shifted back to her pegasus form, before trotting over to check on Rahs.”Are you alright?”
“Damn it. We have to get that back. He's going to give it to Ahuizotl so his hold on the Fortress of Talacon will be good for eight centuries as foretold by prophecy! “ DD snapped.
“Sounds like a personal problem to me.” Saturnia huffed. “What did I say about us not getting involved?”
“But if we don't do something it will doom the valley to eight centuries of unrelenting heat?” DD snapped.
“DD we did not come out here to go gallivanting across the country looking for Ahuizotl to stop another one of the world dooming plots you get tangled in on a near weekly basis....” Saturnia sighed before she blinked and looked to Rahs who looked back at her with a small smile, his tail wagging.” You're not serious?”
Rahs grinned wider.
“Ugh.... fine. We'll help.” Saturnia sighed. “But so help me if we don't get better billing in this book.......”
“Great, let's go. Come along Patsy.” DD grinned as she set off after the goons.
“Don't call me that.” Saturnia growled muttering something under her breath about coconuts.
Rahs followed along, taking a last snapshot of the ruined house. DD might want it for insurance purposes after all.
This is going to be good.
And now I'm disappointed somehow the other dates did not magically appear and join the brawl before leaving to not interfere on the date
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Luna's word on how the five will conduct themselves is law. Twilight Velvet and Blink let her do it as the pair of them are less concerned about Fair and more concerned about how many grandpups.
In any event Luna made it quite clear they were not to interfear or even appear during the others date.
Yeah I remember those, Puffin Forest related a story involving those things I think
I wish I could still say "I have SEVERAL questions," but I'm way too deep in to have any right to that.
To be fair you were foolish enough to think that you could go anywhere with a Sparkle and not have something happen
Well he is the God of Theater
What was that about cloning?
You are in the presence of a Sparkle... plans rarely survive around them
What kind of heat are we talking here and will it really be bad for the valley?
He is Rahs Sparkle, when it comes to drama he is always serious
Run you fools RUN!!!!!
saturnia can turn into many things, but fortunately MewTwo isnt one of them?
Guess you should have:
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I am serious, and why didn't you call me shirley.
Before I even get in to the chapter, just wanna say that I see TGAP, I drop everything to read.
And one lame leg to boot.
God of drama, of course he would.
Cat in the Hat reference?
Dammit Rahs
Oh, he's serious.
Seriously DD, you couldn't come up with a better name for your sidekick?
Smart move. Probably learned from living in Ponyville.
If this so called 'heat' is what I think it is, Saturnia would certainly want it to be released. Just so she would gain the ultimate advantage over her rivals.
You still don't know your date? If there is a chance of him being in a play (or book in this case), he certainly won't miss it. So he can brag to his siblings later.
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i know just lol i dont see rahas getting hit and them all somehow knowing it
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How far did Rahs' training go again? Or is it still going?
Me: looks for next button
Error 404 Next button not found
Me: screams internally while crying externally
Reminds me of the time our DM sent 5 bugbears and 3 trolls on us, all of which were being animated by the spawn of the intellect devourer that had infested them, and they all needed to be put down multiple times.
Or the time they ambushed us in an inn with 20 werewolves, 5 werewolf rangers, 2 werewolf occultists, and 3... I don't remember whats, all with the Advanced template applied.
Level 4 has been... interesting.
Best advice is to use choke points and ranged weapons, and take the "Run" feat ASAP.
As far as this chapter goes? He damn well better demand copies of those books she couldn't get published, or Twilight will NEVER forgive him.
I'm a Pathfinder GM. Thanks for the inspiration; now I know what my players are going to find in that jungle temple
Oo we are going to see some good beat downs.
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It's Monty python. (King Arthur's servant Patsy makes clip-clop noises like a horse)
I think you miss spelled especially. S instead of x
How polite of him
It's bad when you seriously consider Ponyville the safer option.
And of course Drama Dog wants to be involved in a daring do story. If nothing else he can brag he got pit in one before the princess of books.
That and he's jyst nice that way go Rahs!
O I thought it was an Elder Troll Kong https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/toriko/images/8/8d/Troll_Kong_defeating_Garara.gif/revision/latest?cb=20121201001527 static.wikia.nocookie.net/toriko/images/8/8d/Troll_Kong_defeating_Garara.gif/revision/latest?cb=20121201001527
???
Great chapter overall.
World dooming on a weekly basis? The other gods seem to be on permanent leave if they keep ignoring stuff like that...
World dooming on a weekly basis? The fuck is the world still populated?
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Karma likely finds it funny
When you described the white four armed gorilla the first thing I thought of was one of the Barsoomian great apes from the John Carter of Mars books by Edgar Rice Burrows.
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Pretty sure that's what a Girilon was based on, D&D does swipe a bunch of monsters from other sources
Hot damn. Most dramatic date ever!
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That made me burst out in laughter. Nice
This lady and gentlemen....seems important..
Ok so:
- Sunset give Rahs a awesome magical feast.
- Applejack give him a great normal date and a lot of eye candy.
- Saturnia is giving him a full on Daring Do adventure.
Trixie will have a hard time going over it or reaching that kevel of awesome and unique.
Daring Do can speak apperently Moon Dog /Witchwolf so it stands to reason that she has seen some serious shit in her life.
So Daring Do knows the colony of the Witchwolves?
>>>Princess Celestia of Equestria likes to know your location Daring Do<<<