Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 4
By TDR
Dolphin Don't
Part 2
[Where the Fucksilvania, part 2.]
“I'm not helping you with this DD.” Saturnia sighed as the thugs moved around them.
“What!?” Why not?” DD gasped.
“Because, I'm on a date . We're not getting caught up in your ridiculous escapades.” Saturnia huffed.
“Seriously? After everything we've been through together, you're abandoning me now?”
“ESPECIALY, after everything you dragged me through.” Saturnia growled. “ I should have known something would happen. I should have gone with the basic dinner date , but nooooooo I just had to try for something risky.”
“Woof?” Rahs questioned.
“Yeah, what he said.”DD offered.
The three thugs glanced to each other, then moved to ignore the other two and approach DD.
“I don't know what he said.” Saturnia rebuked.
“And you're dating him?” Daring questioned.
“Rahs don't let her act fool you, she can handle three thugs with both wings tied and or broken.... she's done that before in fact.” Saturnia pointed out.
“Spoil sport.” DD huffed stepping back from the thugs before jerking forward suddenly, one took the thick pair of glasses to the snout and another was tangled up in the dress, the third was hit by a hat and flailed back comically before falling on his rump showing there was a thick book hidden in the hat.
Standing before them now was a tan pegasus mare with a mane and tail made up of black and two tones of gray. She wore a green button up shirt and a pith hat.
Rahs immediately recognized her .
“Woof.” Rahs nodded clapping lightly, snapping a picture.
“At least some one likes my dramatic reveals.” Daring Doo growled.
“I expected he would. Though I figured this would just be a nice meet and greet. Not a brawl.” Saturnia sighed as the thugs lunged at DD, the mare meeting their charge with vicious blows of hooves and wings.
Rahs glanced over to Saturnia as DD fought the three goons off.
“Sorry Rahs. There's a long history between us. We met a long time ago and DD had a habit of getting into trouble and dragging me along with her. After getting nearly killed, cloned, and foal napped more times than I care to count, I decided to leave.” Saturnia explained as more things in the house were shattered as a goon was thrown through them. “While I'm not going to deny I sometimes enjoyed my time running around with her, mother needed my help and I found I preferred not nearly dying on a semi weekly basis.”
Rahs raised an eyebrow as DD hammered one of the others into the ground by bouncing off his head.
“Don't give me that look. Ponyville is a lot safer than it seems, when was the last time any one was really hurt by a Tuesday event?” Saturnia sighed as DD flung one of the goons out through the only non broken window. “Besides the whole point of this was simply to do a meet and greet catch up a little then go have lunch. DD can handle herself, and I don't want to be in another book written in as a sidekick. Three times is enough.”
“Woof.” Rahs stated after a moment of consideration before nodding as a book case was pulled down onto a goon.
“Thank you. I think.” Saturnia considered as one of the goons went flying past. “I'm not trying to be mean, but this wasn't in the plans.”
Rahs opened his mouth to respond before he was hit from behind and sent crashing to the ground as a over sized burly griffon tom plowed into him.
“RAHS!” Saturnia gasped whirling to look at the door as two other goon ponies and a trio of diamond dogs with matching red shirts reading, Thug 1, Thug 2, and Thug 4 strode in.
“You did not just tackle my date.” Saturnia snarled.
The newcomers were going to ignore her, though the flare of green fire and the massive white four armed gorilla that appeared in the ponies place was hard to ignore. Particularly when the Girallon lunged at them, sending Thug 2 through the wall of the building with a back handed swing.
It became rather clear, rather quickly, that the goons were out matched.
The new comers were no match for a pissed of Saturnia, who had shifted forms three times already from the Girallon, to a manticore, then to a mouse to dodge a hit, and she was currently a ophiotaurus wrapped tight around one of the pony goons while smacking the fool out of another with her fore hooves while Thug 4 clung to her horns as she lashed her head about.
Rahs had only got hit once and that was by surprise. Currently he was making the griffon hit himself with his own back leg. Much to the aggravation and confusion of the griffon who hadn't even know he could bend that way.
Daring was probably struggling the most, as the thugs were after the golden ring she had more than anything else and the ensuing fight had her lose and regain it a number of times.
The three thugs finally all dog piled on DD forcing her to lose the ring and send it clattering across the floor to roll to a stop at the door where it was scooped up by a hoof by a gray coated stallion in a tan version of DD's shirt . The green eyed pony had a black slicked back mane and a slightly darker five-o-clock shadow.
“Ahh here it is, how kind of you to find it for us so soon after our earlier search failed to uncover it, Daring Doo. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.” The stallion grinned, posing for a picture as Rahs took it, before ducking back out quickly as one of his thugs was thrown at him by Saturnia.
With the ring acquired the rest of the thugs started to back out, move away, or simply haul flank after him.
“DAMNIT CABALLERON, GIVE THAT BACK!” DD shouted.
“THAT'S DOCTOR CABALLERON!!” The stallion shouted back.
“YOU GOT THAT DOCTORATE OUT OF A GUMBALL MACHINE!!” DD screamed back.
“Well that happened.” Saturnia muttered as she shifted back to her pegasus form, before trotting over to check on Rahs.”Are you alright?”
“Damn it. We have to get that back. He's going to give it to Ahuizotl so his hold on the Fortress of Talacon will be good for eight centuries as foretold by prophecy! “ DD snapped.
“Sounds like a personal problem to me.” Saturnia huffed. “What did I say about us not getting involved?”
“But if we don't do something it will doom the valley to eight centuries of unrelenting heat?” DD snapped.
“DD we did not come out here to go gallivanting across the country looking for Ahuizotl to stop another one of the world dooming plots you get tangled in on a near weekly basis....” Saturnia sighed before she blinked and looked to Rahs who looked back at her with a small smile, his tail wagging.” You're not serious?”
Rahs grinned wider.
“Ugh.... fine. We'll help.” Saturnia sighed. “But so help me if we don't get better billing in this book.......”
“Great, let's go. Come along Patsy.” DD grinned as she set off after the goons.
“Don't call me that.” Saturnia growled muttering something under her breath about coconuts.
Rahs followed along, taking a last snapshot of the ruined house. DD might want it for insurance purposes after all.