BASS!, Part three
Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 4
By TDR
BASS!,
Part three
[Ponyville]
Princess Luna stepped out of Golden Oaks library. She had opted to come the usual method after getting the message from Spike about the explosion. Spike didn't seem very concerned though clearly he wanted to warn some one while Twilight was off on a date.
Honestly Luna expected something. After all it was Tuesday in Ponyville.
Still finding the Sparkles were not at home was a tad worrying. It was even more worrying when she hastily had to recite four different pass codes and submit to a retinal scan to keep the libraries security from shunting her teleport into the middle of the nearest mountain.
Luna would have had a word about Twilight being paranoid, but with Diamond Dogs and PETA breaking into her home Luna was glad she simply could recall the pass codes she was given for access.
Next time she'd just teleport outside of town and walk in.
The town was , for lack of a better word in pandemonium. Ponies were running around screaming , chasing other ponies. One of her Night Guard officers Lodestone was being gnawed on by three mares, a white furred blue maned unicorn whom Luna recognized as D.J. PON3 was chasing a sparkling pony with a fair sized ax. And Pinkie Pie... well Pinkie Pie was sauntering through town in a gold bikini like ensamble with a black skirt and sleeve draped and a odd metal feather headdress. Luna wasn't sure how the mare was doing it but she looked like she was one of those Crystal Graphics Images that they used in movies. There was some sort of gothic metal rock playing behind her as she moved as well so that whole thing was surreal. More so than usual with Pinkie any way.
“PRINCESS!” shouted a voice as Witch-Jack strode up to her with a hissing thrashing, and completely hogtied Sunset Shimmer tucked under her arm. The rope didn't hide the fact that Sunset looked very much like a thestril nox-cal at the moment.
“Hello Applejack, have we missed something here?” Luna questioned looking around the chaos curiously before focusing on the pair before her.
“Yer durn right something is, Rahs and I just got outta tha movie we was seeing fer a second date and Sunset here leaped up and bit his neck.
“HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!” hissed Sunset
“Shadup, Ah didn't interrupt yer date.” Witch-Jack snapped.
“What is wrong with her?” Luna questioned. “ Shouldn't she have burned her way out of this by now?”
“Yeah s'what ah figured, she's jus been bitey and it caused me tah change. Ah ken taste her magic in all tha bites too. It hurts a bit but it's more annoying than anything else.” Witch-jack huffed.”Was coming tah see Twi a fore I remembered that her and Mac are outta town fer tha night at Hoofington's winter fest. Was gonna go maiself with Rahs but ah didn't figure either me or Rahs wanted tah see those two making out.”
“Yes well set her down let us have a look.” Luna offered as Witch-Jack dumped Sunset on the ground like a sack of potatoes she was looking to mash.
Luna shook her head and let her aura flare up as she scanned over Sunset with some interest as the hissing mare thrashed and bit at the ropes.
“Hmm. Seems she has a blood magic transformation going on her right now.” Luna pondered. “It's mostly cosmetic but it's all her own magic, there is a 'Command' Spell on her as well. Not a very strong one , but more than enough if it caught some one unprepared. We are unsure of who cast that.”
“Well ken yah fix it?” Witch Jack asked.
“To be fair we are rather surprised your presence hasn't broken it. But we suppose given how the spell is set up you have just been feeding off the abundance of blood magic Sunset is using.” Luna explained.” Not the core of it. We can remove that, give us a moment.”
Luna's horn flared again and her aura focused on Sunset's eyes.
The orange mare shrieked, burst into flames, burning free of the rope and losing her wings and ear tufts in the process as she rolled on the ground holding both her hooves to her mouth.
“Hucking hit, how many hucking himes did hi bite mhy hown tongue wif hose hangs!!!!” Sunset cried out into her own hooves along with a large number of other swears in various languages , some of which Luna did not even recognize.
“Well. She seems back tah normal. Maybe we can git some answers.” Witch-Jack nodded.
“I vant to drink you blud Bleh...”
CLANG!!!
“I warned you.” Thorax stated glaring down at the now unconscious Bees.
Luna and Witch -jack stared down at Sunset who was still bitching about her tongue.
“Would you care to run that by me again?” Witch-jack demanded.
“It's a blood magic charm. It's called Contagion. Basicly any thing cast on the person who has that spell active will be passed on to any one they come in contact with. Great for various buffing spells or a healing spell, horrid for any sort of detrimental magic.” Sunset explained trying to cast a healing spell directly on her tongue with middling success this close to Witch-jack.
“And you cast this why?” Luna asked.
“No idea. Last I really remember was helping Fluttershy try and talk to the fruit bats, Applebloom startled me an the spell over charged a bit. Shouldn't have done anything more than make her hearing more sensitive with that sort of backfire. I remember Fluttershy being stunned and i went over to check on her, then a sharp pain in my neck, an explosion, then there were some eyes I couldn't look away from and a overwhelming urge to protect the vampires, the bats I assume now, but then not so much. And of course given all the crappy vampire movies I've seen, I paired together a few things with Contagion, like a desire to spread it and the minor compulsions to act like the vampires I watched in the human world.” Sunset gestured to the mayhem going on in town. “Then Applejack smacked the crap out of me.”
“Yah bit mai date.” Witch-Jack growled.
“Not saying I didn't deserve it, just saying what happened.” Sunset placated.
“So Rahs was bitten by you with this spell active.” Luna frowned. “Can you cancel it?”
“I'll have to reverse it, but it's not like it's a strong spell. I'm surprised Applejack didn't break it.” Sunset pointed out. "I can just get a chain healing going, should take care of any bite wounds and clear up the spell as it 's passed along.”
“Yes well, what worries us is that Applejack did not break the spell and that Rahs was affected. More importantly Rahs still has a link to his siblings that magic tends to flow through.” Luna pointed out. “Siblings that are in the Crystal Empire, with my little sister and her friends, and in another town entirely.”
“Oh..... oh shit.” Sunset frowned.
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Yeah that sounds about right
Does this mean Applejack is a perfect vampony hunter? Since she cannot be affected by any magic-based corruption.
Where is Rahs right now? Don't tell me he would get an addition to his groupie as a result of it?
Welp Sunset and fluttershy will be on the black list for a least a year for this
Fluttershy
Congratulations Sunset, you and Fluttershy caused a potentially nation wide pandemic
10500569
For flutter shy he blacklist should include no animal rescue missions unless it’s to stop a excitation
GET HIM VINYL, GET HIM!
Installed by J.E.R.K
I wonder if Ye Olde Musical Curiosity Shoppe can upgrade Vinyl to a Power Axe?
All the Kenwood. Amplifier, Blender and Tractor unit.
Now that Shunset has been dealt with, is Contagion driven from Source, so everyone shes affected recovers automnatically? or are they self sustaining initiatiors themselves still?
CLANG.
10500693
If it's the source that must be dealt with, than someone better catch Flutterbat quick...
10500710
Catch that Flutters, catch that Flutters, catch that Flutters Now.
10500556
I assume if Rahs is acting out being a vampire from Earth, which Sunset is probably more familiar with the concept and actions so he's probably somewhere giving a dramatic performance of his 'new curse' somewhere in Ponyville.
10500808
Quick, Come up with a dog pun name for David Niven before TDR can!!!
10500827
Puns aren't my forte so someone else will have to do that.
... Is Pinkie the obligatory JoJo reference? It sounded like you were describing a pillar pinkie
People are talking about Fluttershy getting blacklisted, but is this really her fault? It's not like she cast the spell, she just talked Sunset into doing it.
10500907
By her trying to stop Rahs, Applejack and the Changelings from cooking the Vampire Fruitbats, (A Pest species) and using Sunset to use magic on them. Yes. She is responsible for this.
I’m picturing Discord on the floor right now. Laughing his butt off at how much worse this situation is getting.
10500929
Okay, fair enough.
10500867
Nope I would have went Dio for that. Pinkie is a Queen of the Dammed reference. The lead actress died while filming it and was replaced by CGI in a lot of the movie.
10501316
Nice
10500717
This should fit that refrain quite nicely!
10501399
Exactly as planned.
10501550
An’ a one… an’ a two… an’ a one, two, three, four… 🎶
Witchjack, you snickering, floppy eared hound.
When courage is needed, you're never around.
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bucking at which you are best.
So, catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Howwww!
Nab her
Jab her
Tag her
Grab her
Catch that Flutters now!
You, Diamond, stop sneaking, it's not worth the chance.
For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants.
And Babs, you invent me a thingamabob
That catches that Flutters or I'll lose my job.
So, catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Catch that Flutters
Howwww!
Nab her
Jab her
Tag her
Grab her
Catch that Flutters now!
10501731
*Claps*
10500717 Rather amusing cartoon
10500569
1.5 years for Sunset… with an equal amount of time added to her probationary supervision period under Twilight.
Permanent for Fluttershy. Or at least until Discord attempts to gain control of the blacklist for the goddess Pinkie Pie.
Oh..... oh shit that is putting it mildly.
Dammit Sunset.....
How long till she is legal forbidden from doing any magic on Tuesdays?
Sunset done goofed
There will be a lot of hickis on the end of this event.
You forgot the 4
Thos will be a long and not so fun clean up...
pinkie is doing a akasha queen of the damned reference i just got that after the 8 reread
Ponyville desaster spreading to other areas?
The guard in Ponyville need reinforcements!
In general... especially now.