Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 4
By TDR
Indonesian damsel manifestation,
part 4
[ Crystal Empire]
“So what you're saying is this entire Adaptus Alicornius faction is all alicorns?” a crystal pony asked looking at a collection of miniatures on the table before him.
“Yep. Though they are all artificially created from normal ponies. Then there's the Guard which is just a large collection of normal pony soldiers from all three tribes, the Daughters of Battle, which in truth I think was just some guys love of space nuns.” Spike explained to the crowd gathered around the table. “Then we have the Elk'dar, and Dark Ek'dar, which is pretty much just space Elks and dark space elks. Then there's the Mau, which are really tech obsessed Abyssians and the like with no melee skill what so ever, the orks...”
“Which is speciest.” a large boar snorted.
“Hey at least you guys got a race that's fun to play, dragons are reduced to a enslaved race stuck working for robot ponies.” Spike snapped pointing at a set of miniatures each time he spoke about the faction. “There's chaos, which Discord has threatened to sue over which is just the bad guys of the ponies. Then there's the Tyra-sprites, Emperial Knights, which are ponies in giant robots, and finally the Adeptus- marecanus, which are mostly robot ponies.”
“Neat.” One of the other's gathered around the table stated. “So what do you play?”
“One of the Adaptus Alicornus groups called the Salamanders.” Spike offered.
“VULKAN LIVES!!!” a number of the other con goers shouted from around the room before stomping the floor twice to the confusion of every one else.
“Yer stars damned right.” Spike grinned.
[Canterlot]
Rahs padded along following after the beige pony showing him to the reserved room. This place was a bit weird, he had seen it a few times in passing but never gone in.
The building was set up sort of like a conference hall, with multiple rooms and offices that could be rented out, but it also had other rooms, like racquetball courts, banquet chambers, and even a full sized music hall.
In the winding mass of hallways however he was led to a smaller selection of rooms, ones composed of smallish kitchens and dining areas. Once the pony had him where he was supposed to be the stallion trotted off leaving Rahs to knock on the door.
A moment later the door opened revealing the black furred, chest of Jynx, barely hidden behind a size or three too small bright blue apron that matched her eyes. Well as much as he could recall any way the pony sized door only opened to about her chest level which was just about Rahs' eye level. He had forgotten she was so tall.
“Stupid pony door.” Jynx muttered. “ Come in.”
She stepped back from the door and he moved in having to flatten his ears and dip his head a little to get through. It had been a bit since he had really noticed having to duck to get into a room, most of the doors in the castle and Ponyville had been built taller over the numerous Tuesday repairs.
A glance over to Jynx did little to help the fact the apron she wore was far too small as it barely reached her mid thighs.
Rahs blinked tearing his gaze up to where Jynx's face was.
“Ah. You are early. It took me some time to figure out how to work some of these things.” Jynx offered stepping back and gesturing for him to have a seat at the table at the edge of the kitchen. She closed the door and move back over to the kitchen area stirring something in a pot.
The room smelled wonderful, whatever she was cooking had Rahs' full attention as he made his way over to take a seat.
Looking around the room there didn't seem to be much too it. A small dining area with a table that would seat six ponies, or four of Jynx and his size. The rest of the room was taken up by a large kitchen , that currently had a number of things cooking across most of it. What surprised him is that it was just Jynx here making the food.
“You seem surprised. I take you did not know I could cook.” Jynx asked as she glanced over at him.
Rahs shook his head lightly.
“My mother taught me. When I was was growing up and my father ruled a female only had three jobs, care for the young, cook, and be bred to make more young. So my mother taught me to cook. Before I was old enough to be bred however my father was killed. During all the fighting that happened after for the position of alpha, I decided I had had enough and fought my way to the top.” Jynx explained as she worked. “I refused those who sought to claim me, often fighting them after the rejection. I was forced to become the strongest because no one would listen otherwise save for those few who recalled my father favorably or those who liked the change.“
She paused to stir something here sparing a glance behind her as if looking at her tail and how she lost the club on the end most diamond dogs had before she continued.
“Meeting lady Rarity helped with that. An outside contact with the ponies who had stopped the last war caused a number of dogs to change their minds on what they wanted to do. Not that those dogs ideas had been very complex, the average dog is not that bright.” Jynx snorted. “But that contact managed to bring you to my attention.”
Rahs' ears perked up as he watched her work.
“Simply put you caught my interest then, at first simply for your species, then for how you carried yourself and what you did. Even knowing better, I still cannot help be attracted to strength, even if I am stronger than you.” Jynx smirked and Rahs chuckled not even going to try and argue with a bitch who could and had tied him up like a pretzel. “But you were also raised by ponies and had no idea how things worked in the pack. A perfect strong mate who would not try to take over. Then you were pup napped and things had to be rethought out.”
Rahs frowned a little as Jynx pulled two rather large steaks out of a bowl with some sort of seasoning or something in it, padding both dry before she dropped them on a cast iron skillet.
“The traditional way of a female getting a mate is to simply go up and take them while fighting off any others that wished the same mate. That is not something I was willing to try after the visit from Princess Luna, so I had Lady Rarity try and teach me the best way to... court you.” Jynx waved a paw in the air with a huff. “That went as well as expected when the other two showed up. Although some of her tips have been useful.”
Jynx moved to get something off the closest counter and it was at this point that Rahs noticed the well muscled black furred bitch was ONLY wearing the apron, and despite her white hair being long it was braided and kept high off her very firm rear. A rear her tail did very little to cover as it wagged slowly.
Rahs nearly choked on the air.
Jynx glanced back barely hiding her smirk. “Are you alright?”
Rahs turned his head trying not to stare, but greatly wishing he could get away with a few pictures.
“Hmm? Ahh my manner of dress? I did not wish to ruin the dress Lady Rarity provided while cooking.” Jynx explained with a sly grin as she continued cooking doing her best to make sure he got an eyeful every chance she could get away with.
“In the end while my goal is still to simply have your pups. I am also quite for the idea of keeping you as my mate. And as you were raised by ponies with pony rules, I shall play by those rules despite my desire to present and get you to mount me.” Jynx offered.
Rahs' eyes had gotten larger the longer she spoke and his ears had started to droop. Jynx was also quite sure he was some how bright red through his fur.
Lady Rarity was correct. This was fun.
Oh, come now~ If you want to properly play wih him you gotta trip up and give him a REAL pawfull~ I would go into more detail but where is the fun in giving the whole show away~?
STOMP STOMP
No Lewd tag yet. got a LLLOOONNNGGG way to go for that!!!!
LOL!
Rahs so wants to go OGRE on that b
Talking about OGRE.. Hey Spike, got one here from 0K, self learned and upgraded over the millenia with Rainbow Harmony Omega class Psyker and an axial cannon running its full available 100 meter length that can fire iron shells through the warp. I kept the capabilities down as apparently people keep complaining the stuff available over the counter is totally OP for a fantasy setting. Isnt AWACS, old processing, supposed to be able to handle tracking of several thousand simultaneous targets? Modern GPUs have that many cores.
omg, ponyhammer 40k XD
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Battle Mallet. As a side note I play Guards, Knights and Salamanders
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i've never played but i've heard enough about it to understand some stuff
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Eyes on the prize(s)
But is it all she's wearing?
Well, that answers that question
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Man, I don't even play, and I felt that scene.
If Jynx is really Smart she would look up the concept of herds as it applies to Equestria.
Although I think Applejack would be slightly disturbed with Jynx inquiring about the availability of hiring Witchjack as a consort/bodyguard for a certain Moondog....
At first I was confuse on what is happening then I look it up and got a laugh from me my good sir.
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i play Chaos Marines myself, but im starting on Da Boyz as well...
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T'au main over here, but I do want to break in to crons and nids (no genestealer cults though)
Wait, does this mean none of the Sparkles are in Ponyville at this moment? Guess it is up to the CMCs and the ex-Dark Prince to save the day then.
I bet Cadance planned this scenario since she would be the one who know every nook and cranny of the Canterlot's high-ends.
I'm activly putting together space nuns while reading this.... well its reading its self love the text reader function on fim. This is great.
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I played tau back in 3rd then stopped for a while. Decided to get back in and started a new Space marine and imperial guard army got lucky with a cheap imperial knight box from apocolypse
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Cadence might have. She is rooting for Jynx after all.
The CMC are not in Ponyville either , neither is AJ. And Sombra is distracted.
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OMG, who would save the poor Ponyville from the over-power, not-on-her-proper-mind fashionista then? I don't think the insurance would cover that.
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Ponyville has started selling Drama insurance
Don't boop any merry suicide bombers.
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i will BOOP it!!
I think that was supposed to be 'or three TOO small.'
Otherwise, excellent as always, and I think Jinx just took a clear lead! Can anypony stop this dark horse of the bet? *flees for the bad pun, and also because that might have been offensive in Equus*
Also, former craftworld Eldar player here!
Or whatever they are calling themselves this codex version. Glad I got out fifteen years ago. So much money saved.
Lood. >.<
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Please don't
also VULKAN LIVES!!! *stomp stomp*
Sooooooo lol rairty is teaching jynx how to tease rahas or is she a natural flirt?
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Hey booping stuffs my sthick * boops your snoot
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Since Sombra is distracted (poor colt) and Rarity is the one causing the havoc in Ponyville right now, I wonder if Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash (assuming she didn’t decide to visit Blueblood at the last second), and Sunset are going to try to talk sense into Rarity.
So in terms of rooting and supporting, we have Saturnia being supported by her mother, Jynx with Cady and Rarity, Sunset with 'Tia, Trixie with Luna and Spike, AJ with Twilight. No clue who Shiny is shipping, Pinkie is trying for a harem ending, and Lyra apparently specifically is staying out of this mess.
On a completely off note, I have no idea why, but for some reason I eventually suspect that Glimmer will try and pull off a version of Dr. Who's The Impossible Girl, replacing someone throughout time and space to either butt in as Rahs' special someone, or to try and take the place of one of the deities. Just going to toss this out there in case that ever happens.
Twilight, quick, the Tatzlwurm spawn is back! Save Rahs!
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Current standing is.
Jynx- Supported by Rarity, Cadence, Rahs' real mother and Nightlight.
Trixie- is supported by Luna, Spike, Shirley, and Twilight Velvet
Saturnia- is supported by Chrysalis, Shining Armor, and Rahs real father.
Sunset- is supported by Celestia,and Rahs' real sister as well as a few other siblings and most of the apple clan, Fluttershy is sort of for her as well but doesn't want to get involved much.
AppleJack- is supported by Twilight, The apple clan, a few other of Rahs' real siblings, and Rainbow Dash and by proxy Prince who thinks it's all hilarious] She is also supported by Sheeba and most of her little pack.
[REDACTED]- is supported by Pinkie Pie and [REDACTED] as well as [REDACTED]and [REDACTED]
VULKAN LIVES!!! STOMP STOMP!!!
Also, which race got to be the Necrons? Was it the dragons? Also dark space elks are just Caribou... because I hate both.
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I don't talk about that race.
Necrons i just described as robot ponies though the dragons were described as the c'tan. Mostly as a reference to void dragon
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Uncovering the blanks.
./NarrativeSense.exe -i Twilight_Gets_A_Puppy
2 of 4 REDACTED estimated.
Harem Route (Suggested several times) supported by Pinkie, Discord (Chaos abound, as anime shows),
No clue who the other two are. Insufficient data.
Oh you magnificent bastard. I have never laughed so quickly or hard in a long time.
What a bitch. Lol, take that however you want to.
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OGREs are nice and all I guess, but they're barely Tonka toys compared to the power of a BOLO, particularly a MKXXXIII Planetary Siege Unit. For the honor of the Regiment!
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I would like to go with BOLO normally, but I found out that OGRE is teh desktop game available over the last quite a few years because they couldnt actually get the BOLO licensing for an Intelligent vehicle. I wonder if someone just doesnt want machines to be intelligent, even though some researchers have shown combat Pis? This aint no unlocked optimised overclocked Pi 4.
Also, Just yesterday, not the material claims, but Im sure I saw mentions of this sort of stuff years ago. Resistant bike lock? What about Starbug?
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As much as I love the BOLO universe, I can honestly say that I don't think it would make for a good game. There is too much involved in what a BOLO does and how a BOLO thinks compared to a human. A game of any sort just wouldn't do justice to the legacy of the BOLOs. Maybe its best to let them live on in their stories and in the imaginations of the readers.
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I think theonly game I can come up with, that isnt the usual planetary battlefield seen in Legacy, is that of Call Of Duty style, where two opposing teams fight not just each other, trying to access the secrets of the bunker theyre sent into, but teh bunker defenses as well. That get better and worse as the game progresses and repairs are done, resources redirected etc.
The first secret of the game is the ending. the BOLO always has the last word. and in most cases leaves a quite definite lasting impression on the local geology.
Spike is having waaaaaaay too much fun.
As is Jynx, I'm still pulling for her to win. Love her being the most direct about things. I'm sure Sunset wouldn't mind. Hey, puck both, Sunset can feed you the stuff Jynx cooks with her magic, bacon wrapped stake!
i still vote for a herd
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agreed
I hope Jynx gets Rahs.
Team Jynx.
As a nerd myself and a Warhammer 40k lore hobiest, this chapter really pleases me.
And while I do love Jynx, I hope he gets them all.
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Sign me up
Rahs is a stronger man than me.
Also, VULKAN LIVES!
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*stomp stomp*
Damn lucky dog... Since his litters will be Demigods i think the Diamonddogs will have a golden era of Prosperity and good leadership.
This chapter was a barrel of fun filled with Puppys.