Dolphin Don't Part 4
Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 4
By TDR
Dolphin Don't
Part 4
“This was an absolutely horrid idea and I hate you.” Saturnia snapped as she ducked under the claw swipe of a diamond dog.
“Don't give me that, it would have worked perfectly if your acting was better.” DD shouted back as she traded blows with Caballeron.
“Bark!” Rahs snapped, hitting the diamond dog with the Thug 2 shirt with the griffon that tackled him back at DD's house.
“Okay fine. It wasn't her acting, but she's supposed to know how to mask her scent from the diamond dogs!” DD stated kicking Caballeron in the belly and sending him tumbling away from her only to get tackled by another goon.
“Do you have any idea how hard it is to change how you smell?” Saturnia snapped shifting to a bright pale grayish purple furred abyssinian with wild spiky hair and a white underbelly clearly visible, as she forgot clothes, to duck another blow from the diamond dog before lashing out with her claws ruining the dogs Thug 1 shirt.
Rahs let out a whistle at the form that made Saturnia blush as she drove the thugs head into the ground.
“Hah! Should have figured Rahs would like that form. How the heck did you not figure out to try an abyssinian?”DD laughed pulling off her pith helmet with a wing and belting one of the thug ponies across the face.
“It's not easy to balance on my back legs.” Saturnia muttered letting a green flicker of flame cover her in clothing that matched Rahs' pants and long coat, though her coat was buttoned up rather than open. The pants however were very tight and almost seemed painted on, and the top of the coat was open enough to show off a good bit of cleavage, with the bottom open to show off her flat belly, leaving only two very strained buttons to hold the coat closed over her bust.
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” Caballeron shouted suddenly, waving a hoof in the air getting all the thugs and the trio to pause a moment.
Every one stared at the pony as he jabbed a hoof towards the moon dog.
“Daring, did you just say Rahs? As in Rahs Sparkle?” Caballeron demanded.
“Umm yeah.... why?”DD asked.
“That IS Rahs Sparkle!?” Caballeron demanded again, the rest of his goon's eyes getting wider
“All day long.” Saturnia added curiously.
“Right.” Caballeron stated before flinging the ring back at DD and turning to leave.”We are done here, the thieves guild does NOT mess with the Sparkles.”
The trio watched the group walk off, the griffon giving Rahs a single finger salute as he limped away with the rest.
DD smirked holding up the ring.
“Well, that went better than I expected... ah fuck he took the money didn't he?” DD cursed noting the bag of bits was gone.
“Well you did offer them to buy the ring back. And Caballeron is part of the thieves guild.” Saturnia sighed, though she had yet to change from an abyssinian and was inching a little closer to Rahs who was trying not to glance down at the fairly sizable amount of cleavage the changeling was offering. It wasn't at Jynx's or Witch-Jack's level, but still. It seemed he and his adoptive father had much the same taste, which was odd given how few species actually had boobs like that. Not that he was going to complain at how her rump looked in the too tight mockery of his pants either.
“Yeah yeah.. Well at least we got it before Ahuizotl got it.” DD sighed.
The crashing of trees and the thundering of something rushing through the jungle area like a gorilla drew the groups attention as a blue ape like creature burst from the trees with a deafening roar.
“You had to say something. “ Saturnia sighed.
Rahs blinked noting the creature's fur was the same shade as his with a lighter underbelly. The back half of it was more feline, with the arms and hands of it's upper body more of like the gorilla he thought it was at first.
Then things got weird.
The feline like tail it had ended in a blue three fingered hand. It's head had a vaguely feline shape with long pointed ears before it's head stretched out not unlike a alligators with teeth to match from the look of it. Though the things eyes were on the end of it's snout and it's mouth seemed to open like an alligators with a good bit of an over bite. It also seemed to be dressed very sparsely but in rather colorful gold and red bands with a thick necklace. It also needed to do something about the mess that was it's eyebrows.
Rahs wondered if Discord had a brother.
“The ring, Daring Do! Give it to me! ” the creature bellowed ignoring the flash of Rahs' camera.
“Now, Ahuizotl, you know I love you, but I can't give you the ring 'til I've properly proposed.” DD snarked.
“Hey Ahuizotl, 'long' time no see...... kinda like your face.” Saturnia quipped along.
“Ooh, good one.” DD smirked.
“What..... Saturnia? Lovely, both of you are back together. “ Ahuizotl growled, slapping a hand to his face.
“Aww, you know you missed us.” Saturnia offered.
“With every crossbow bolt so far.” Ahuizotl snapped. “Now give me the ring!”
“Yeah, how about no.” Daring responded.”You could never beat us before when it was just me and Bug. And now we've got a Sparkle.”
“A what?” Ahuizotl questioned.
“Not a what, he's a who.” Saturnia pointed to the moon dog who offered a small wave as the others looked at him.
“An overly large abyssinian?” Ahuizotl questioned, clearly confused. “Or some sort of strange diamond dog? Is he a new species called a Sparkle?”
“Seriously, you've not heard of the Sparkles?” Saturnia blinked.
“Should I have? I don't get out of the valley much. While I rather like cats and I would prefer not to hurt them, excluding you Saturnia no matter what form you are in, simply having a 'Sparkle' creature with you is not going to stop me.” Ahuizotl growled.
“Meow.” Rahs interrupted.
“What?” Ahuizotl blinked.
“Meow, meow. Fffftt fffttt!” Rahs stated.
“What did he say?” Saturnia blinked glancing at DD.
“I don't know, I don't speak fancy.” DD muttered.
“He was informing me of his intent to stop me and quite a bit of that was a rather impressive description of bodily harm if I was to injure his date.” Ahuizotl blinked looking a little pale. “I am impressed, it seems at least Saturnia has developed some taste.”
“Umm, thanks?” Saturnia muttered.
“Oh shut up.” DD snapped.
“Never the less I will have that ring. And it is not as if I came alone.” Ahuizotl snapped his tail hand.
Nothing happened for a moment and the blue creature blinked before snapping his tail again.
DD, Saturnia, and Ahuizotl looked around in confusion before a loud purring could be heard.
The trio's gaze snapped over to Rahs, whose ears were flat to his head, though a tiger, a cheetah, a lynx, a panther, and a little white house cat were all rubbing against him purring loudly.
“Seriously girls?” Ahuizotl sighed. “I am doubtful he is into you like that.”
“Oh! Buck! NO!” Saturnia yelled out, dashing over and leaping with a roar at the gathered cats, starting a massive brawl around Rahs that unfortunately drew him into it as the group crashed back into the jungle with much growling and yowling.
DD and Ahuizotl stared at the vicious attack and subsequent fighting for a moment before Ahuizotl simply sighed and clubbed Daring Do in the back of the head with his tail hand, dropping her like a rock.
“Well.... I suppose that worked after all.” Ahuizotl shrugged picking up Daring, and the ring before running off back into the jungle.
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Looks like Auitzotle has yet to find out why even the mere mention of Sparkles makes villains change their mind.
Usually because Starlight keeps changing it for them if Twilight doesnt get to them first?
That Rahs, too nice for his own good, always pussying around.
That last action though, impressively evilly efficint, but will it cause Rahs to become, annoyed?
Wow, look who got smart
Literal cat fight!
Gotta love the pragmatic solution
I knew he was a smart thief.
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Lol dude it's not about being smart goes back to tgap SE1 pup rahas nearly killed 3 thevies that tried to kidnap twilight and spike since then they have been marked with a do not attempt to rob or harm marking as it leads to death aka the second he knew it was a sparkle and rahas no less caballeron was in self survival mode
Looks like Twilight should also write a book called "Avoid the Sparkles At All Costs", with a list of things they have done for them to carry around to hand to poor schmucks who haven't somehow heard of them.
10251600
Speaking of Starlight... if she hasn’t heard of the Sparkles by the time we get to her, how much do you think her plan could fall apart? Like 1 to mushroom cloud explosion.
10251674
I expect Rahs to take her out with Twilights favourite baseball bat, Home Run.
Caballeron is clearly smarter than the villains in the John Wick movies.
10251674
oh, that is a simple question...three mushroom clouds...four, if Shiny gets in too...
So Rahs is more of a cat-person than a dog-person?
It is not fair on Trixie for she cannot have ones.
10251677
Wrong story, but your point is made. Fully.
10251674
I am curious as well on how Starlight would face the gangs. Can her Cutie Mark stolen spell work on someone who does not have one to begin with? Not to mention Applejack is now a walking magic blackhole. Any spell Starlight casts would likely be eaten before it even hit anypony.
Oh I can see how everyone would be into Rahs. Woof indeed.
10251824 Worst case scenario assuming it even works due to the connections with Rahs. Starlight would steal not only Twilight's but Shining Armour's cutie mark though that would advise a few others what Starlight is doing.
Though since Twilight is a goddess and Rahs a god not to mention both Rahs and Witch-Jack eating magic. I doubt it will go all that well for Starlight
Oh yeah, that was a thing wasn't it
Of course
They are pretty good at dodging
And that's like having a Hulk
He needs to get out more
It probably will, since most plans tend to fall apart around them
Not many do
Hey Saturnia look, more competition
Yeah, he's a real ladies dog
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Yeah. I mean John WIck is literally the guy you send to kill monsters. John Wick could probably have killed the more fantastical Kaiser Sozey, from the stories in 'The Usual Suspects.' John Wick is stupidly lethal, and has killed people with some mundane things. I think the only reason the villains think they can use or kill John, is that the list of things he's done is just so absurd. They can't fathom one man being able to do all those things.
The only other characters that spring to mind with that level of lethality are Riddick. A man who kills another dude with a teacup. And 'The Bride' from the Kill Bill series, who knows a move that can kill you after twelve steps.
Hah! If only he knew who the Sparkles were. He'll learn, though. They all do, eventually.
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Given her ability with illusions, I imagine it won't be long after learning of his tastes that she learns or develops a spell to make herself anthro.
lol
10252577
yeah spell check ignores all caps
10251929
. Other days she is a mortal unicorn.
The question is: does time travel work against gods? (obviously not for a god of time)
Undoing a god by preventing their ascension would be a significant weakness.
It may not be possible to undo Twilight, because technically she has "time" in her portfolio: Tuesdays.
The results could be really weird:
1. if her ascension is prevented, she is an alicorn every Tuesday only
It would make sense that even minor time related portfolio would offer her some protection against time meddling.
2. Or she would stop existing in alternative futures completely. And only exists un-tetherted, traveling from reality from reality.
The first option is less logical, but way more funny!
Rahs gets all the pussy.
Interpret it how you like~
10252775 That assumes Starlight survives and escapes their first encounter. If we assume Starlight is going to undo the Sonic Rainbow as she did in the cartoon she wouldn't be undoing just Twilight but Rahs as well
Insert (i get all the girls here) after all i dont think rhas has learned to turn off his swag
Oh that valley is NOT going to be the same. *Gets out a hologram grave marker and starts to get it ready* Let's see start with "Here lays a idiot that learned to late about the "Sparkles"..."
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Your not being specific enough there are tons of beings that meet that description.
Try “here Lays the fool who interrupted a sparkle’s date and let his daughters have a cat fight over him and ruined his camera and coat” much more narrow.
10258192
Mmmm *does some editing* "Here lays a Idiot that learned to late about the "Sparkles". Let his daughters fight over one when on a date. Look on as this is all that was left!" Made by The Cat!
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Hey, he HAS a doctor title.
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which he found in a box of crackerjacks...
Love all the references and how well that are woven into the story like the Married With Children line (well I think you're quoting it)
Smart crooks.
Ahui needs to get himself a newspaper subscription. Also, dammit Rahs, are you trying to get God of Animal Magnetism added to your portfolio?
Damn it Rahs, you need to learn how to turn that swag off!
I hope Ahuizotlfinds out about the Sparkle family and realizes he got off lucky.
Rahs... No kitty big or small can't purrr at that ♡
Rahs the most Woofed and Miaued male everrr ♡
I didn't think someone can turn a 'Glados solution' and take the easy way out...
Damn he is just getting all the pussy (wink wink jab jab) and he has zero ideas on how to use his powers over it
Ha-ha! Always know that guys feline support is his lovers helping out to get him fast into the bed
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Hm... Maybe Rahs get in time Puppy's, foals and kittens?