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A novice writer who one day plans to genetically modify himself to grow wings. Because wings are awesome and I hate gravity. (Avatar belongs to racer437 on Deviantart)


This story is a sequel to How to Date a Princess

It has been two years since Flash Sentry has begun dating the most beautiful pony in Equestria, Princess Twilight Sparkle. The years have been fun, exciting, and full of love and adventure. And now, it is time for him to show her just how much he loves her...

Or at least, it WOULD be if he weren't currently tied up in a warehouse on the outskirts of Ponyville by a bunch of ponies that think they actually stand a chance of kidnapping his marefriend. ESPECIALLY once she realized he's missing.

To be fair, he did try to warn them...
UPDATE: HOLY LUNA, THIS GOT FEATURED!?!?!?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Bounces around like Pinkie on a sugar rush)!!!!!

Story is a sequel to 'How to date a princess' and a prequel to 'How to propose to a princess'

The cover art belongs to the incredibly talented dm29 on deviant art.

Alternate story tags:
Kumquats, too much rope, annoying sun, possible concussion, clearly obvious villain, 'why couldn't this wait until tomorrow' cliche, marvel references, punching, internal laughing at villain's stupidity, underestimation of Princess Twilight, overestimation of Flash Sentry, Mental hilarity, gift shops, more marvel references, head injury, royally pissed off Twilight, one last marvel reference, 'I need a hospital' cliche, romantic make-up date, and hope for the future.

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Comments ( 41 )

:rainbowlaugh: Me throughout the whole story. Great work man.

I love this series
I don’t care who’s shipped with who really as long as its well done
Ad these how to’s are perfect examples.

Glad you liked it :twilightsmile:

Agreed. So long as the ship is well done, who cares who is with whom? Glad you liked it :twilightsmile:

Great story. Needs more upvotes, as this was brilliant.

I just realized that this one and the original are close to the same day of publication

This was hilarious. I didn't find a ton of Marvel references though. They must be from the ones that I haven't watched.

It's always tuesdays...

Classical villians, stupid as ever! Wonderful!

I actually didn't notice that. Hurray for random coincidences :derpytongue2:

Most of them are from Iron Man 3, if that helps

Gotta love stupid villains :rainbowwild:

I haven't really watched that one. At least, I didn't find it very memorable.

Not gonna lie, the Marvel references were the best thing. Specially the "They are all so weird" :rainbowlaugh:

You gotta love marvel references. So long as they keep making movies, hopefully I will never run out of references :twilightsmile:

NO, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I'm a HUGE Marvel fan. For me, Flash quoting Tony Stark is best Flash. And the "They are so weird" is probably my favorite scene in the whole MCU. YOU DON'T GET HOW AMAZINGLY AMAZING THIS WAS FOR ME!!!

You sound like my Girlfriend. She loves marvel probably as much as you do. She has an account here if you want to message her, it's DE_Winters

This was pretty fun and cute. Nothing quite like a little banter in a terrible/hilarious situation to make things interesting.

A few typos linger about, but... this was pretty damn entertaining. Thanks for sharing.

It's never perfect, but I am glad you enjoyed it :twilightsmile:

Oh, she sounds fun! I already followed her and you.

Why do I not follow you again? I keep missing these when they come out

Indeeds, they always hide. lol

That was fun.

Yes it was. Glad you like it :twilightsmile:

and the moral of the story never every piss off Twilight and take her colt friend at the same time.
hum i wonder who will remember to water the plants. :facehoof:

Hilarious! Flash is so calm and sarcastic that it makes any dark situation all the more lighter.

I dunno, judging by his demeanor here, might as well call Flash Tony Snark.

I should totally remember that and have pinkie cal him that later. But what story to put it in. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

It works pretty well that Flash got one of his eyes bandaged up since you can only see one of them in the cover art.

I JUST noticed that! That is so perfect! HOW DID I NOT NOTICE?!?! :rainbowlaugh:

All of them are from iron man 3 if I remember correctly

This story was adorable. I like how Flash said that Twilight needed to take it easy on Mr. Mercy. Great story in this series.

Okay, I finally saw Iron Man 3 with my family last night. I think I finally spotted the references. :twilightsmile:

Lentamente, la pluma giró, dando vueltas y vueltas hasta que finalmente se detuvo, el extremo afilado de la pluma apuntando hacia la izquierda. Twilight giró su cuerpo, pero la pluma permaneció apuntando en la dirección deseada, como la aguja de una brújula.

¿referencia a la serie de "once upon a time"?

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