• Published 1st Jul 2018
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The Conversion Bureau: Secure, Contain, Protect - gamerboy11116



When Equestria appeared on Earth, they seemed friendly at first. But the nation showed it's true colors when they declared war, calling humans a 'vile' and 'unfit' species. Just as all hope for humanity seems lost, the SCP Foundation takes action.

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SCP-5914

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT IS ONLY TO BE VIEWED BY PERSONNEL WITH LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE OR ABOVE. ANY PERSONNEL ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS THIS DOCUMENT WITHOUT LEVEL 4 OR ABOVE CLEARANCE WILL BE TERMINATED VIA MEMETIC KILL AGENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

PLEASE INPUT LEVEL 4 OR ABOVE SECURITY CREDENTIALS.

CREDENTIALS ACCEPTED. LOADING FILE...

Item #: SCP-5914

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-5914, containment is currently not feasible, nor practical. Any deviation in SCP-5914's current position is to be immediately notified to the O5 Council. Foundation Personnel has installed a specialized 'cloaking' device in the center of SCP-5914, which is to be maintained by SCP-5914-A-G at all times. The cloaking device is to prevent any detection by satellites, aircraft or boats by anybody other than authorized Foundation Personnel.

Following Event 5914-A, which resulted in ███ Million Casualties, SCP-2000 was used to recreate all lost cities, structures, and humans. After the procedure was complete, a global spread of Amnesiac Agent AB8 was used to prevent any knowledge of the event.

[DATA EXPUNGED]

Description: SCP-5914 is a large island, similar in size to the island of Greenland. It is currently located in the North Pacific Ocean, at coordinates 3█.██████, -1██.██████. SCP-5914 first appeared on Earth following a massive flash of light and radiation, not displacing any water whatsoever. The island is inhabited by SCP-5914-1, a sentient, colorful, equine-like species known simply as 'Ponies', with a height ranging from one meter to two and a half meters. Currently, there is over █ Billion instances of SCP-5914-1, all known instances of which are inhabiting SCP-5914. They appear to be very advanced, on par with late-medieval level technology. All instances of SCP-5914-1 seen outside SCP-5914 are to be reported immediately to the O5 Council, detained, and transported back to SCP-5914.

The reproductive systems of SCP-5914-1 appear to be no different than that of a normal Equus Caballus and at birth, instances of SCP-5914-1 do not appear to have any unique properties. However, as an instance of SCP-5914 ages, they will eventually obtain what they call a 'Cutie Mark' on both sides of their flank, which consists of a seemingly random picture, relating to either their eventual profession or one of their talents/interests.

SCP-5914-1 come in three main races: 'Unicorns (Unicorn)', 'Pegasi (Pegasus)', and Earth Ponies (Earth Pony). Unicorns contain protrusions of bone on their head, which the instance of SCP-5914-1 can use to perform various tasks, such as levitation, telekinesis, teleportation, creating objects, destroying objects, and various other tasks. Each task is described by instances of SCP-5914-1 to be a 'spell', to which there are many, requiring different amounts of stress and effort to complete, usually depending on the size of the task.

Pegasi have abnormally small wings, which allow flight. Most laws of physics dictate that wings of such size should now allow the Pegasi to fly as they do. Pegasi also have an abnormal ability to move and alter the shapes of clouds, despite the fact clouds aren't solid objects. Pegasi can create weather, such as lightning and rain by this method. Pegasi also have the ability to stand on clouds, despite them not being solid objects.

Earth ponies are the standard equine shape, with no discernable special abilities other than alleged 'connection with nature', which Foundation Personnel were not able to observe.

Alicorns are a fourth and extremely rare race of SCP-5914-1, with both wings and horns. Currently, there are five known Alicorns in the world. The four remaining ones are: SCP-5914-A, SCP-5914-B, SCP-5914-H, and SCP-5914-I. The fifth known Alicorn, which was terminated by exposure to SCP-096, is designated SCP-5914-Omega.

SCP-5914-A-G are instances of SCP-5914-1 with abnormally strong powers. SCP-5914-A is a two meter high Alicorn with a dark blue/black coat and mane, and a 'cutie mark' in the shape of a crescent moon, and the sister of SCP-5914-Omega. Known for supposedly being able to move the Moon with power telekinesis, but thus is unconfirmed. She goes by the name of 'Luna'.

SCP-5914-B is a one and a half meter high Alicorn with a purple/pink coat and mane, and a 'cutie mark' in the shape of a six-pointed star, with six other smaller six-pointed stars in an oval shape around it. Known for exceptionally strong 'magic'. She goes by the name of 'Twilight Sparkle'.

SCP-5914-C is a one and a half meter high Pegasi with a blue/rainbow coat and mane, and a 'cutie mark' in the shape of a red, blue and yellow lightning bolt. Known for being both exceptionally fast and exceeding Mach 1. She goes by the name of 'Rainbow Dash'.

SCP-5914-D is a one and a half meter high Pegasi with a yellow/pink coat and mane, and a 'cutie mark' in the shape of three pink butterflies. Known for being able to talk to animals. She goes by the name of 'Fluttershy'.

SCP-5914-E is a one and a half meter high Unicorn with a white/purple coat and mane, and a 'cutie mark' in the shape of three blue diamonds. She goes by the name of 'Rarity'.

SCP-5914-F is a one and a half meter high Earth Pony with a pink coat and mane, and a 'cutie mark' in the shape of three balloons, two blue, one yellow. Known for a numerous of anomalous properties, such as teleportation, exceptionally fast speeds, being able to seemingly create any known object out of nowhere. Extremely dangerous. This is supposedly abnormal for ponies like her. She goes by the name of 'Pinkie Pie'.

SCP-5914-G is a one and a half meter high Earth Pony with an orange/yellow coat and mane, and a 'cutie mark' in the shape of three apples. She goes by the name of 'Applejack'.

SCP-5914-H is a one and a half meter high Alicorn with a pink/violet/yellow/purple coat and mane, and a 'cutie mark' in the shape of a blue crystal heart. Goes by the name 'Cadence'.

SCP-5914-I is a half meter high Alicorn infant with a light pink/purple/blue coat and mane, and is currently lacking a 'cutie mark'. Goes by the name 'Flurry Heart'.

SCP-5914-Omega is a two and a half meter high, currently deceased Alicorn with a white/lime/purple/blue coat and mane, with a 'cutie mark' in the shape of the sun. Goes by the name 'Celestia'. Following Event 5914-A, SCP-5914-Omega had to be terminated by SCP-096.

[DATA EXPUNGED]

Addendum:

EVENT 5914-A

Following the appearance of SCP-5914, SCP-5914-Omega proceeded to [DATA REDACTED]

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ERROR: ANY MORE INFORMATION IS LIMITED TO PERSONNEL WITH O5 LEVEL CLEARANCE. PLEASE INPUT O5 LEVEL SECURITY CREDENTIALS TO REVEAL REDACTED INFORMATION.

THE SCP FOUNDATION
SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT.

Author's Note:

I know this story may have sucked, but as I said before, I had the idea and wanted to see how you people liked it.

Oh, well.

Bye.

Comments ( 131 )

Amazing story man :D

I thought it was good

Holy fuck this is everything I’ve wanted

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Hey, I think I recognize you. Your description and most notably your stories are the exact same as somebody else's. T-14 Armada, I believe he was. Are you the same guy?

Wow It's surprising that something survived on that island after having released so many SCPs. Anyway, good story :D

Listened to this while reading.
Really gives the right atmosphere.
Also, have a green thumb.

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Wow, thank you all. I really, truly didn't expect this kind of feedback. I intended to add a special section to focus purely on 106, 682, 1048, and to include helpful ones like 714 and 127, but I never got around to it. I didn't think this was really good, but I'm glad to see people enjoyed it.

Thank you!

Really liked the story. When I saw that SCP-682 was released I thought, "Welp, we released everything else deadly so why not the unstoppable unkillable lizard tank.

The story itself is most likely good, but...

LET THIS GENRE DIE ALREADY, PLEASE.

Awesome story. I love me some SCP shenanigans, and I'd say this falls into that category quite well.

I want to read how much destruction the last one did. I'll what, patiently.

This was really good and I quiet enjoyed it, even if it did drag me down another SCP hole. My only real issue, more of a nit pick really is in your SCP-5914 chapter the report actually mentions names. Again just a nitpick, but SCPs are never called by their name, only numbers, for the explicit reason of maintaining distance and preventing agents from forming attachments to SCPs so names shouldn't have been given here.

Again that was the only issue I could find on my readings and if that's the only problem I can find it goes to show just how good of a fan work you've got here, good job!

Xorn #17 · Jul 1st, 2018 · · 1 ·

This looks great! I'm a small time fan of the SCP Foundation and seeing this organization take on The Conversion Bureau.

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Everytime I think it died

It just keeps coming back

It's like 682

You can't kill it

So I figured

If I can't kill it

Why not join it?

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"You want to destroy humanity right? You hate us and want to crush us? Well, how're you going to do so when we're all turned into little ponies?"

https://youtu.be/nny1-SWK8Pk?t=10539 (Watch to 2:57:07.)

This comes to mind.

Ah. Thank you for the disclaimer. Now I know exactly what the SCP Foundation is.
Time to read this!

I've already seen this done before but it's still pretty cool here. You picked some uncontrollable apocalypse-tier SCPs to showcase, but that's still pretty cool. Well done, liked and followed!

J-90 #23 · Jul 1st, 2018 · · 1 ·

Very nice short story.
One could say that Containment was successful.

SCP-5914-F is a one and a half meter high Earth Pony with a pink coat and mane, and a 'cutie mark' in the shape of three balloons, two blue, one yellow. Known for a numerous of anomalous properties, such as teleportation, exceptionally fast speeds, being able to seemingly create any known object out of nowhere. Extremely dangerous. This is supposedly abnormal for ponies like her. She goes by the name of 'Pinkie Pie'.

We'd better watch out for SCP-5914-F, then!
:pinkiecrazy:

My only regret is how short it is. These could have been a rather long documentation of the SCP Equestrian War. Considering just how much material there is to work with, this has some lost potential. Amazing premise though.

Comment posted by gamerboy11116 deleted Jul 1st, 2018

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I know, I know. I really wanted to add in sections specifically to address SCP-106, SCP-1048, especially SCP-682, more stuff on SCP-173, SCP-096, SCP-023, SCP-002, SCP-058, SCP-049, SCP-035, SCP-066, SCP-076, SCP-610... and so many others I didn't even include, like SCP-439, SCP-372, SCP-513, SCP-860, SCP-2049... and even passive or beneficial things like SCP-127, SCP-714, SCP-1499, SCP-999... And I didn't even include anything about the SCPs being released onto, you know, the actual invaders, and hardly included the MTF OR other Organizations...

I agree there was a lot of missed opportunity in this. But whatever, I may expand on this story later. In a sequel, perhaps. I could focus on an individual SCP per chapter, including their rampage throughout Equestria. That could be interesting.


Cheers.

I was expecting something good when i started to read this but what i got was something awesome. I love the way you used the SCP's in this story and i wish there was more of this. If you do plan on doing a sequel per say or make chapters for each individual SCP i would totally love it. What i would personally love to see though is a small expansion on Celestia's experience with cri boi (scp-096). Keep up the good work.

Hasn't this gotten beaten to death already? Hasn't the corpse been pulverized by now?

Evil But Stupid Ponies show up, badass humanity kicks their asses?

I've read dozens of this same story... why do people have this fetish of writing MLP Characters as evil just so humanity can kick their asses?

You also create the idea that ponies couldn't hope to defend themselves from invaders of any kind, and they wouldn't have to come to humanity save them every time if they actually faced a competent, intelligent, organized, and well resourced enemy.

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How about instead writing it how it was MEANT TO BE WRITTEN?

Humans turned into ponies due to needing to adapt or die, and society and civilization having itself to adapt? And Equestria also needing to adapt as ponies with completely different backgrounds, spiritual views, and manners begin to visit? And what if the transformation also did dragons, griffins, zebra, seaponies, and the cat-tribe? What if the entire 'conquer the world' thing was just a paranoid fantasy of humanity's, and ponies were stuck with the natural magic they brought with them killing the locals, and the transformation being the only the only way to save lives? What if the whole 'death of personality' thing (which didn't exist in the original story).

And this is all insanely ironic given the point of the original story was to answer why there were so many human like inventions, devices, and phrases in Equestria: answer? Some of their ancestors were former humans who brought those inventions, ideas, and phrases WITH THEM!

Therefore, the whole 'personality death' thing makes absolutely no sense with the premise.

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Yep. I addressed that in my authors note for the first chapter, actually.

The horse has been beaten into a pulp, but we haven't yet atomized it, you see.

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Well, I personally don't like those kinds of stories. Those almost always seem to be misanthropic.

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Well, I personally don't like those kinds of stories. Those almost always seem to be misanthropic.

How is needing to change species to survive a changing environment due to a disaster that is no one's fault saying "humanity is beyond redemption?"

personally liked this story alot. It was fun to read.

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Because writers like Chatoyance usually portray humanity as the ones at fault and deserving that their culture be destroyed.

Comment posted by gamerboy11116 deleted Jul 1st, 2018

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Because that's almost always how humanity is portrayed in Pro-TCB fics? I could count the amount of GOOD Pro-TCB fics on my hand. I mean, the vast majority of people who write those kinds of stories seem to be misanthropic in and of THEMSELVES, and so the vast majority of those stories are misanthropic. So misanthropic, in fact, that Anti-TCB stories were created to MOCK Pro-TCB fics, which is why they are EVERYWHERE. Nobody really likes Pro-TCB. I know I don't.

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And when is the last time they wrote anything?

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So you don't like my pro-TCB stories? Have you read them then? Are they that bad?

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Not the guy who you are responding to, but... Why does it matter? The vast majority of Pro-TCB stories, and subsequently writers, are misanthropic. I have yet to see more than maybe one or two which wasn't.

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I just looked through a few of your stories, and, honestly, I don't really have much of an opinion. I'd have to look through them a bit more, but... really, they all just seem very short.

EDIT: Just browsed a little bit more. Are you trying to, poorly I might add, mock Anti-TCB fics? Because there just... doesn't seem to be much to them, is all.

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Where?! Where are they?! The Anti-TBC fics are so common that the Anti fics were what I read FIRST! I go so sick and tired of reading about the badass humanity obliterating tweaked versions of our beloved characters that the pro stories were like a breath of fresh air!

THEY AREN'T WRITTEN ANYMORE! NO ONE DOES! As far as I can tell? There was one person who ever actually wrote "Humans are evil."

The whole reason I began writing TCB: Not Just Ponies, is because I was sick to death of reading about badass humans obliterating Equestria. And writer it as with people have to adapt and change, without the "personality death" crap.

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Heh... Hearing someone call all my stories short is rather.. quaint. Take one look at Ponies and Dragons, or the Pony POV Series... Pinkie Pie's Variety Show... And... Yeah... You almost make me giggle when you say that.

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Dude, calm down. The reason Anti-TCB fics are so common is that not a lot of people ENJOY Pro-TCB fics.

Nobody writes Pro-TCB fics anymore? Yeah. Nobody really enjoys them.

Ah, I see. Your stories ARE attempting to 'mock' Anti-TCB fics. Rather poorly, I might add. It's just 'this anti-tcb thing didn't happen so yeah'. And 'how it should be written'? Who are you to dictate what should and what shouldn't be written? And the personality death aspect is something added because it makes for a better story when regarding Anti-TCB fics. People, shockingly, have different opinions than you. It's not something worth raging about.

You... COULD, just... Oh, I don't know... not rage on the internet about a fictional race being wiped out by our species, using a bunch of fictional objects in a fictional story, based off another fictional story which was written to mock another fictional story? Please, stop spamming the comment section. People have opinions, you know.

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I'm referring to your TCB stories, not your entire archive. But yeah, quite a few of them are rather short. I see a few TCB stories longer than a few thousand words, but... the length isn't the problem. Rather, the poor attempts at mocking Anti-TCB tropes. It's literally just saying 'I thought *insert anti-tcb trope here* would happen, but it DIDN'T. So yeah'. Honestly, I'm not a big fan.

But whatever. You do you, I guess. And, please, stop spamming this. This argument ends here. It's completely pointless.

People have different opinions, you know.

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Look it does not mater the time that has passed. But the impact.... Honestly.... The blatant hatred for everything in them.... You all want proof? Here is your proof!!!

YMMV The Conversion Bureau

Jennifer Diane Reitz / Quotes

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What did I miss and what the fuck am I tagged in?

Also, is it really ok to give out Chatoyance's real name like that?

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