Deshaun Watson Visits The La-Ti-Da Spa
"What did you tell him, Lotus? Exactly."
"The actual vords? I told him 'Perhaps you haf gotten away with such things during hoof massages when dealing with the mares of your home -- but if you ever touch this Eastern Saddlezanian in that place again, I vill cave in your skull'."
"And after that, he...?"
"Fifteen seconds."
"Sounds like self-defense to me. Haul the body away, girls!"
"Did you vant this fragment of skull?"
"Nah. Hang onto that. It'll probably be highly collectible."
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I suppose an autograph is out of the question.
Ha!
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Use his DNA. It's the ultimate autograph! There's some over there. And over there. And also over there. And you may be standing in it.
Wait, how does "fifteen seconds" answer "what did he do next?"
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Amount of time which passed before retry.
He mustve seen Maud to make him wait that long.
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If Weekend at Bernie's has taught me anything, where there's a will there's a way.
I'm reminded of that one Discworld paragraph about suicide.