World's Shortest Crossovers: The Anthology Series Of Doom

by Estee

You KNEW This Was Coming

"I fail to see the need for this bard's upcoming performance."

"Luna... there's times when I just don't have the words. None of us do. It's easier to let music do the speaking for us."

"And therefore, you have brought in someone from 'very, very far away'."

"Yes."

"Because their lyrics somehow summarized your exact emotional state in having to cross a thousand years of abeyance to find me on the opposite shore."

"Exactly."

"And it is necessary that I hear this. When simply being at your side again is enough."

"Luna..."

"I have certain suspicions --"

"-- please."

"...very well, Tia. Bring out your bard. Let him begin -- hmm. A biped? I do not recognize the species --"

"Just listen."

"...so."

"Wasn't he great?"

"...your emotional state regarding my absence, and waiting for the Return -- across a millennium -- can be summarized, in music, as follows: you were never going to give me up, let me down, run around, or desert me. Nor did you intend to make me cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt me."

"Yes! Exactly!"

"I am going back to Moon now. See you next century."

"Oh, come on, Luna..."

"I PERCEIVED THE APPROACH AND STILL I WAS HIT!"

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

... Hold on, Luna, I'm coming with.

[cowbrony93]

[Vinylshadow]

But it was in fact the best music she had ever heard

[Herald of Opera]

That song is a legitimately touching love ballad to those who heard it in its original context. It topped the charts, for expletives' sake! Why did 4chan have to ruin it in a world where they never existed and never will?!

[SWEETOLEBOB18]

Not familiar enough with recent music (last 40+ years = recent) to catch the reference.

[Crack-Fic Casey]

11599361
It was about a guy bragging about the fact that he never would cheat on his girlfriend, which is pretty bare minimum.

It is a very relaxing song, though.

[Booster Spice]

After a centuary of global research and development, hunting down the most obscure myths and legends, collecting the rarest artifacts, and discovering their secrets, the Council Of Science is proud to announce the discovery that will change everything. A recreation of a working artifact of the Ancients.

You may proceed.

Throw, the Main Switch.

beep.

Would you like any toast?

[erictheblue]

oh, this crazy video came to mind:

[Georg]

11599365 Sigh. Luna got Rickrolled.

[SWEETOLEBOB18]

11599485
You are talking to someone who was at a drugstore once, saw someone on the cover of People magazine who seemed vaguely familiar & asked "Who's that"?

"Britney Spears" Brief explanation.

"Kid, the only ex Mousketeer I recognize on sight is Annette Funicello."

She didn't know who that was. Or that the Mickey Mouse club was on TV back in the 1950s.

I'm old

[GleamingKyler111]

Good to know that someone got rick rolled.

Hmm... I wonder if I can make a story from my original idea, because I have no idea what I'd been thinking when I wrote that.

Oh! I got an idea...

[Spectrumancer]

I....

....

...slowclaps

[hypervelocity]

Luna doesn't know good music, a shame.

[Cerulean Blue]

Across the multiverse there are few constants. Being rickrolled is one of them.

[Glitched Grim]

Ok first of all……….fuck you.

[EileenSaysHi]

Luna knew the rules, and so did we.

[sockmonkey]

BWAHAHAHA! Ya got me good.