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// You KNEW This Was Coming 
// Story: World's Shortest Crossovers:  The Anthology Series Of Doom 
// by Estee 
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"I fail to see the need for this bard's upcoming performance."

"Luna...  there's times when I just don't have the words.  None of us do.  It's easier to let music do the speaking for us."

"And therefore, you have brought in someone from 'very, very far away'."

"Yes."

"Because their lyrics somehow summarized your exact emotional state in having to cross a thousand years of abeyance to find me on the opposite shore."

"Exactly."

"And it is necessary that I hear this.  When simply being at your side again is enough."

"Luna..."

"I have certain suspicions --"

"-- please."

"...very well, Tia.  Bring out your bard.  Let him begin -- hmm.  A biped?  I do not recognize the species --"

"Just listen."

"...so."

"Wasn't he great?"

"...your emotional state regarding my absence, and waiting for the Return -- across a millennium -- can be summarized, in music, as follows:  you were never going to give me up, let me down, run around, or desert me.  Nor did you intend to make me cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt me."

"Yes!  Exactly!"

"I am going back to Moon now.  See you next century."

"Oh, come on, Luna..."

"I PERCEIVED THE APPROACH AND STILL I WAS HIT!"