World's Shortest Crossovers: The Anthology Series Of Doom

by Estee

Teen Titans: Raven

The girl in the dark cloak sat down on the rock.

"I'm dead inside," she tonelessly declared.

The grey earth pony slowly turned her head, and eventually managed to notice that something else was there.

"I," Maud passively stated, "would need to have once been alive inside before anything could have died."

The girl's lower lip curled.

As a plain statement: "I'm destined to destroy the world."

With no caring whatsoever, "I like rocks."

"My father," the girl said, "is a demon."

"Mine," Maud countered, "is a rock farmer."

The girl blinked.

"No blazing fires of the pits?"

"Rocks."

"No musical cries of the damned?"

"Rocks."

Each looked directly into the other's eyes.

And then they made out.

Comments

[Spectrumancer]

[CommanderBigMac]

[Eroraf86]

It's 2 am and I just laughed so hard. That ending was perfect.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Later, things got really awkward when Spike realized the stranger sounded just like Twilight during her moody teen phase.

[Icy Shake]

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This new best-friendship would prove immensely and unexpectedly helpful when Terra later went rogue.

[Sulpher]

Mother fucker I ship the shit outta this now

[Neece]

This made me give this story my upvote

[Dinode]

Well that escalated quickly.

[SymphonicSync]

Simply glorious.

And, still a better love story than Twilight.

[Liquid_Pride]

The two straightest faces meet...and become gay

[Soda Pop]

wat

[pencilneckgeek]

I laughed. Out loud. Involuntarily.

[02010]

hot