Tired of seeing the same old faces show up in the Everfree?
Can't stand to see one more 'meet the Mane Cast' sequence?
Sick onto death of seeing That One Tag appear in the New column?
Starting to wonder if there's still a single person in fiction or reality who hasn't been to Equestria?
Then welcome to World's Shortest Crossovers, in which the author takes your Comments suggestions -- mostly the sane ones -- and turns them into microfics! The people, settings, and occasional objects which you choose just might wind up as part of a tiny story! It's free! It's equal-opportunity! And it's guaranteed to be comprised of no more than 90% massive slaughter!
You know you want to...
(Author has both Patreon and Ko-Fi pages, but let's face it: they ain't gettin' any new referrals from this thing.)
"Don't worry," said Twilight Sparkle. "He's an intelligent being, and all intelligent beings understand friendship. All we have to do is get his attention, and we'll be friends."
Galactus did not seem to notice. He left shortly afterward, feeling fuller. And happy, for some reason.
Some superheroes just can’t handle retirement...
Fan of Burn Notice here. Nice to see this.
(Just so you know, it's "free rein." I swear I'm not saying that for the sake of making a horse pun.)
Should I be able to narrow down who this is?
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Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière , female lead for the Familiar of Zero/Zero no Tsukaima series of light novels that was then adapted into four anime series. Twilight's description is... not innacurate. I have been told that the version in the light novels does actually display some degree of character growth as opposed to being stuck (or constantly reset) to her personality at the beginning, but on the other hand I'm also told that she's even more physically abusive in the novels and some late revelations about the nature of the familiar bond (at least when applied to humans) make it really, really skeevy.
Truly a cultureless place
GENIUS!!
And then Luna let Frddy fry in Her Nightmare. Constantly caught as the focal point, the pivot that needs to break, in the fight between Nightmare and Daybreaker.
Thanos twist, I was thinking Chageling Dream Pod couldve given him everything he ever wanted.
And Berzie could charge admission.
It's 2 am and I just laughed so hard. That ending was perfect.
This pleases me greatly. Badass Luna is best Luna.
Two words you never want to hear from a Sun Goddess...
(EDIT: I rather enjoyed these, but I think they would have been more convenient in one page rather than several chapters)
Even Red Skull was put off by how eager the neck snap was. And the colors of what came out.
Nice one. Liking these mini-fics.
Later, things got really awkward when Spike realized the stranger sounded just like Twilight during her moody teen phase.
...
So why do I want to get Moon involved for a love triangle?
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Perfect.
And even shorter than I expected.
Beautiful. Truly, beautiful!
Exactly what I was looking for.
"And Captain Planet wept, for there were no more worlds to save."
... I hate myself for suggesting this, but I can't stop myself. What if they were Stephenie Meyer Vampires? The sparkly ones?
I'll go set my keyboard on fire now.
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If the anthology wasn't there and the minimum word count requirement didn't exist, I would have posted that one on its own. It may just about be the ultimate use of literary white space: all I did was visibly touch match to fuse, and the reader creates the explosion.
So who says I can't write short?
Red vs blue!
That sounds like a good plot set up. I might try and use it at some point if that's okay with you.
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To be fair, Mogo's usually a sensible bloke; I'm sure he'll get someone to talk to the Sisters directly.
Now, if it were Ego I'd be worried.
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I think it's easier to sort through them like this.
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Would it be cool if I posted it on Fanfiction? (Credit is given, of course) You could just post it like that over there; that site has no standards.
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oh, you made me think of a scene in a cartoon: Thanos used the Mind Gem to trap all the heroes in a shared dream where they THOUGHT they had beaten him...but Captain America saw through it and broke the spell.
oh, i just remembered this one!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/290575/the-shortest-challenge-for-the-throne-to-date
Sing it sister.
This sentence raises so many questions.
Bravo! Bravo! Now to Akane Tendo and Naru Narusegawa
.............................................You never should have told me to tell you who to crossover. Now I'm going to just spout random anime character names.
And I'm deciding to do it anyway.
Yuno Gasai - Mirai Nikki
Yona - Akatsuki No Yona
Benio Adashino & Rokuro Enmado - Sousei no Onmyouji
Sadao Maou / 'King' Satan - Hataraku Maou Sama
Sans The Skeleton - Undertale (Not an anime)
Could list more, but don't really want to. Anyway, if you recognize any of these names and decide to do them for some reason, that'd be great. Personally I hope you do Yuno. Know why? She's the Queen of Yanderes. Need I say more?
Alright get this: Twilight Sparkle and a Mirror
Can we propose Equestria Girls crossovers for this?
If so the Hu-mane 7 meet Teen Girl Squad.
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"Remind me, Desaad. Who insisted the secret to the Anti-Life Equation lay in a world of magic and friendship?"
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This new best-friendship would prove immensely and unexpectedly helpful when Terra later went rogue.
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Went with the one I have.
Time for some Reconstituted Carrotimolene?
Some ideas:
Twilight and Princess Celestia meets The Machine (Person of Interest)
Equestria meets Strangereal (Ace Combat series)
Detective Rarity vs Carmen Sandiego
Twilight and Andrew Martin (The Bicentennial Man)
How about G4 meets G3?
Oh, wait, how about MLP and...... Deadpool.
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I had a Deadpool idea, but I knew it wouldn't make anyone happy.
So I just posted it.
Possibly the best yet.
Mother fucker I ship the shit outta this now
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the Tryptych Mane 6 and the Equestria Girl Humane 7
That’s just perfect.
I don't think I need to know anything else about these characters... but how specific was this bet?
Oh sure, don't have time to be in a fanfic, but plenty of time to interrupt my—
Oh, right, like it's my fault. Remind me again who's writing these comments?
... Shut up.
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In this case, I'll explain the joke: the series is about the Lord Of Hell in exile on Earth, where he's working his way back towards power by -- taking a part-time job in a fast-food burger joint.
He's all about the long-term planning.
So the bet is along the lines of 'Told you it could be done.'