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// Deshaun Watson Visits The La-Ti-Da Spa 
// Story: World's Shortest Crossovers:  The Anthology Series Of Doom 
// by Estee 
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"What did you tell him, Lotus?  Exactly."

"The actual vords?  I told him 'Perhaps you haf gotten away with such things during hoof massages when dealing with the mares of your home -- but if you ever touch this Eastern Saddlezanian in that place again, I vill cave in your skull'."

"And after that, he...?"

"Fifteen seconds."

"Sounds like self-defense to me.  Haul the body away, girls!"

"Did you vant this fragment of skull?"

"Nah.  Hang onto that.  It'll probably be highly collectible."