Starlight Glimmer has learned many lessons over the course of her time as Princess Twilight Sparkle's student. The values and meaning of friendship, not to enslave a town and steal their cutie marks, and how to turn the shower on in the castle.
However, her greatest lesson has yet to be learned. And it shall come to her when she goes on a journey to purchase a can of soup.
Entry for The Comedy (Is Serious Business) Contest under the prompt: We Learned Something Archaic
Pre-read by King of Madness and Zendar.
Edited by James Fire
Cover art by HPBudgecraft,
Chapters (1)
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You beat me to the punch.
Or should I say, you beat me to the soup.
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he has bought all the soup
And because of what I saw gave me good memories of this version of the "soup store" skit. Enjoy!
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I prefer the Code Geass abridged version
I like mushroom soup.
You uh... You listen to a lot of Weird Al, don't you? Like...ALL the Weird Al. Because this gave me a serious "Albuquerque" vibe.
It also left me wondering why she didn't just teleport into a store, take some soup, and leave some bits. That'd be the more Starlight thing to do.
But anyway. Interesting story, needs another editing pass. Also, "Bitch face expression" sounds like a punk band.
The fact that Spike takes Vitamin Gem Gummies is adorable!
Something tells me there's something 'special' in the soup Starlight drinks if ya catch my draft.
That was so very entertainingly funny!
This story was pointless, but very, very amusing. I was seriously peeved on Starlight's behalf when Twilight suggested "salad" for a cold winter night. Come to think of it, Starlight could have tried knocking on her friends' doors for soup if she was desperate enough to go all the way to Manehattan, but she was probably too hungry for soup to be thinking clearly.