• Published 6th Jul 2017
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Donald Trump IS Celestial - Windlife



After being assassinated by his citizens for doing what he thought was right, Trump soon finds himself ruling a new land in need of his help. Though, why do ponies keep calling him "Celestia?" NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION OR HATE IN THE COMMENTS.

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Green House

“We will build the wall very high and make it proud against the minorities and mexicans that come into our land every day because they are bad people.” Donald Trump said to his fans who are the very happy as he says this.

Minorities, who all hate him because he hates them too, boo him but Trump does not care because they are just minorities.

Trump has a big curtain behind him. “This is the wall”

The curtain was lifted and the wall is seen for a very big and very bold. The crowed all gasp because they now realize what they have done

Trump is a child and needs to be ended all of his fans think. Before very long they are all climbing up onto Trumps stage, very angry.

“No! What are you the doing? I am saving you from minorities and i am not racist at all!”

“Tell that to the black peoples.” say angry muslim who was taken home away by trump because trump hates muslims.

Very fastly, trump was put to his knees and killed and america was saved….


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“Hello Donald Trump.” A big voice said to trump is a very pitch whiteing room.

“Where am I?” trump asks.

“You are in heaven and I am God. I want to give you a chance to stay here, but you must give up your ways and repent for all your racists and sexism.”

Trump starts to cry very hard and falls to the ground pounding at it very quickly. “I will do the anything to win my place up here!”

“You must rule a country without being bad”

“OK.” trump said, happy now.

There was than a big flash of light

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Trump opened his eyes to see he was bigger than you usally was. He looked around but gasped when he saw that he had four legs and wings! He was very worried but it clamed him to know he was white.

He looked around himself and saw that he was in a very nice, Gold clored throne room and he was sitting on the throne! “What is this?” he said to self. “Did God trick me?”

Trump was supprised to hear a female voice come out of him, and it hurt his soul but he knew he muist change his ways about women and not hate them anymore.

“Princess Celestia!” a litter horse says to him, running at him. “We need you outside to commission the new green energy that were just built!”

I’m a princess celestia??

Trump kept his cool and got up off his throne and wlaked with the pony. As he walked he was very supprised to learn from the guard horse that he was the ruler of all the lands and that he was immortal!

Soon they came down to the site where he had to cut a ribbon to open up the new green energy.

Twilight was there. “Princess Celestia!” Twilight gave him a hug as she almost squealed with joy. Trump had to try to stop himself from doing bad things with her or hurting her.

“What is going on here?” He asked.

Twilight backed off of him a raised a brow. “What do you mean, Princess? We’re opening this up on your orders? The wind farms? Remember?”

The word ‘wind farm’ hurt trump very badly becuase it was usless and he hated the climate.

“Anyway! All you have to do is cut the ribbon and we can turn it on! This will be enough energy to last equestria for ages!” Twilight jumped up and down very happily before moving the be sissors over to trump.

Trump picked them up with his magic that he knew how to use now and moved the sossors over to cut the ribbon. He HATED what he was about to do.

Green energy? That will make it so it’s alost free because there will be so the much! Then people will stop paying me for energy! I must stop this…

Twilihgt cocked her head as her and all the ponies around her just watched silently as trump hoovered the sissors over the ribbon, not actually cutting.

“Errr,” Twilight spoke up, “A-are you going to cut it, Princess?”

There was moment of sliceant.

“No…” Suddenly a magic blast boomed out and cut into the wind farm very fast. The all exploded very quickly and ponies gasped as a huge fire started to burn right in front of them all.

“We will not being having good clean energy!” Twilight almost fainted when she heard this.
“We will build coals plants that are worse but they are better for me!”

The ponies, watching all their hard work burn all cried before listening to their orders and building new, awful, coal plants.

Trump was happy as he made his way back to his throne room.

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Trump was smiling as he sat down, but he heard something come over him. It was God.

“What are you doing, Trump? I thought he said you wanted to reform?”

Trump frowned. “Of course I do, but green energy is dumb and only hurts people and me in the money”

“But you already have money! In this world, you literally have infinite money! And the government your ruling barely exists! All you have to do is agree!”

“I will not agree with dumb things.” Trump said flatly.

“Are you dumb or something?!”

Trump continued to argue with God, who was in his head, as his Royal Guard and servants watched their once prized Empress, the one who lead them out of their darkest days and lead them to the bright future of friendship and tolerance they have now, slowly go mad.

Twilight entered the room only moments later to see the Princess screaming at the top of her lungs that she will “make Equestra great again!!.”

Eyes widened, Twilight knew what she had to do. Clearly Celestia was under some spell and needed her help, badly. Turning quickly to a guard, she whispered, “Don't let her leave, I’ll be back within a day.”

Almost totally enamored by the screaming match of one going on in front of him, the guard only acknowledge Twilight with a quick nod. Nodding back, Twilight existed the throne room with the full intent on making good on her promise.

I have to gather the gang and fight whatever evil is infesting Celestia.

Author's Note:

More to come!

Comments ( 584 )

Make Equestria Great again! Build a wall to keep the Changelings out!

Windlife #2 · Jul 6th, 2017 · · 17 ·

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No Racism please

DT42 #3 · Jul 6th, 2017 · · 4 ·

NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION OR HATE IN THE COMMENTS.

You made a story about Donald Trump, sorry but that's not happening.

Windlife #4 · Jul 6th, 2017 · · 16 ·

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Then maybe you should just leave...?

Oh boy! Ima get the popcorn!

That coverart looks fucking deep

Estee #7 · Jul 6th, 2017 · · ·

That moment when you know who the author is just by reading the title.

I, for one, find political commentary has no place on this site. This story was a classic, Windlife, and the site would be a hell of a lot better off if they finally realized how talented you truly are.

Windlife #9 · Jul 6th, 2017 · · 16 ·

Please give a REASON before down-voting! Trolls will be banned.

Comment posted by Sk1Tz deleted Jul 6th, 2017

Inspiration... inspiration... There's got to be an inspiration around here somewhere. I've never come away from a Windlife story without one. But I've been planning out a story about Canterlot's mayoral race and a candidate named Dubiously Rich for months, so the core here doesn't help me.

Admittedly, I do still need a title.

*keeps reading*

But it's not as if I can just take the author's name and turn it into the title.

...

TO THE BLOG!

Y'all have your muses and I have mine.

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Comment posted by Geeknerd deleted Jul 6th, 2017
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A deep introspective look into how modern politics influences society as a whole, a story characterized by verbose vernacular and well-constructed prose.

This author is truly ahead of their time with this magnificent piece of literature.

"NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION OR HATE IN THE COMMENTS."

>Good luck with that, good sir. I wish you only polite well-wishes with this fantastic tale.

LISTEN UP EVERYONE

THIS STORY IS MEANT TO BE READ AND NOT TALKED ABOUT. IF YOU SAY ANYTHING FOR TRUMP YOU WILL BE BANNED.

THIS IS A SAFE SPACE, HONOR THAT.

Comment posted by Orkus deleted Jul 6th, 2017

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HAHAHAHAHA! Fuck off pal .Harassment and trolling is one thing but criticism, debate and mature disagreement is another.

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No posting pro-Trump propaganda.

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Criticism and trolling are almost the same thing. calm down.

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HOW?!

Your story sucks newb, lol. Go kill self! Drink bleach!

I spot numerous problems with your story and wish to help you address them.

Comment posted by Orkus deleted Jul 6th, 2017

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you want to help me after just telling me to kill myself? wow....

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I was trying to show you the difference:facehoof:

There's quite a lot of errors, not just grammatical one, and the introduction is incredibly rushed and bland. The idea of the story could be either really dramatic or very comedic or even both, but as it is now it's just... words. It's too riddled with mistakes to take it seriously. This isn't a hate comment, it's a genuine constructive critique. If your story seems like its written by a child, it's a bad sign, and that's coming from someone whose first language is french.

Comment posted by Orkus deleted Jul 6th, 2017
Comment posted by HeadPaige deleted Jul 6th, 2017

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So which liberal college in California did you go too again?

Comment posted by Orkus deleted Jul 6th, 2017

For anyone who doesn't want to attack a good story, please try out my new fan group! Here! I will be posting here and talking to fans!

Comment posted by TheMajorTechie deleted Jul 6th, 2017

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You call your own work a good story? Pretententious much?

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It is good. sorry if you cant see that :pinkiehappy:

8279922
Are being serious? " This group is for fans of the illustrious Windlife, savior of Fimfiction and the one who will lead us to glory in the coming fight against the trolls. " How humble of you ! It's not like my comments made in a minute had a better quality or stylistic or anything silly like that!

I don't see how me pointing out the problems of your story counts as blatant hate.

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You are not only overly sensitive but also pretentious it seems.

Don't mind me while I casually read.

This story makes me harder than the crease of Trumps forehead wrinkles.

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You guys would be well-advised to stop being so mean to Windlife. Windlife is a great writer and an even better person, and you are just putting him down for fun.

8279950
hate groups target me and a lot wont stop until i leave. but i wont leave because i know my storys are better then they all say

8279950
I swear I'm not. I'm simply annoyed by his behavior. I have no problem with him or his stories.

8279950
No they're not. Free speech allows you to say write whatever you want but it also means others are free to criticize your ideas. Criticize, not ridicule. And it's what they, and myself, have been doing.

Comment posted by DT42 deleted Jul 6th, 2017

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Hold that thought. I must've missed something in this story that everyone else seems to be seeing.

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AHHHHHH! The brilliant Frenchman!

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He's been deleting my kind, universe-devouring comments!

This is one Hell of a shitstorm here... And it has nothing to do with Trump, either? Sign me up!~

Oh my god! This guy is something else!

8279881 Do you have any friends?

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