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Kaffeina


[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

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My name is Adora and I'm a cat. Granted, I wasn't always a cat. In fact, I used to be completely human. That is, until I woke up as a kitten in a world I remembered from the cartoons my younger siblings watched all the time. A world, I kid you not, of ponies in such a variety of colors I think the LGBT flag falls a little flat in comparison. There are even unicorns and pegasi.

The pony who kept me, her name is Fluttershy, is a pegasus and has a bunch of friends who fight evil or something. (Get the hell away from me you bloody rabbit, I will eat you!) Meanwhile, I'm usually stuck here dealing with the rabbit or a "Lord of Chaos" on Wednesdays. The only good thing is that Discord can understand me. He won't remove the bloody ribbon though.

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Comments ( 17 )

Adora-Bowl. HAH!

Poor, poor Adora is scared of big, bad Rainbow Dash. At least she/he has an excuse of being very small compared to ponies.

Thankfully, rainbow decided against it and the whole ordeal resulted in her getting a little turtle named Tank. Yes. For the so-called fastest pony, there was a turtle. I myself honestly was glad someone else, particularly someone as durable as a turtle, would be dealing with her and not myself.

TORTOISE!!!!!

He has FEET, not FLIPPERS.

you know im happy i found this story tis funny

"It's an Adora-bowl."

I swear to whatever god rules over this world, I will be killing him soon.

:rainbowlaugh: This made my morning

Let me just say, I will never be flying RD Airlines EVER.

Ladies and Gentlecat, welcome to Rainbow Dash Airlines. We are currently taking off and expected to be flying in 10 seconds. Please fasten your non-existent seatbelt as we're taking off. We also ask that your paws is holding on the mane to avoid any accident. We'll be flying at an approximately 720 miles per hour at an altitude of 37,000 above sea level. Thank you and have a nice flight.

Mesdames et Gentlecat, bienvenue à Rainbow Dash Airlines. Nous décollons et nous attendons à survoler en 10 secondes. Attachez votre ceinture de sécurité inexistante lorsque vous décollerez. Nous demandons également que vos pattes maintiennent la crinière pour éviter tout accident. Nous allons voler à environ 720 miles par heure à une altitude de 37 000 au dessus du niveau de la mer. Merci et passez un bon vol.
(Please no french reader reading this.)

There is but only one thing to say about this! MORE DA.....RN IT! MOAR! :flutterrage: If you don’t I’ll dress you in a bunny costume and dump dirt in a certain kittens water bowl and let her shred you.:scootangel:

You know what would make this story even more perfect?





More chapters...
no pressure tho

Hah! Adora-bowl!! Ok, first things first:
That was a damn good pun!
Second thing:
Someone, somewhere, is swearing up and down that you wrote this specifically to use that pun!!

Oh hey I’d forgotten about this story, nice to see an update, it’s a nice enjoyable bite sized read :twilightsmile:

Its alive? ITS ALIVE!!! *maniacal laughter*

I have been sick since Wednesday.
Lungs, throat and sinuses are dry no matter how much I drink do to what I need to take to get over this
The only torso muscles that don't hurt from hacking, gagging and puking are my back muscles
The addition pain and discomfort from laughing is worth it.

I think I will read this well when there are more than 1.2 - 1.3 thousand words

This has such a great premise for bite-sized slice of life chapters. If you're there, please make more?

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