Feline Fine

by Kaffeina

Discord

Stretching out as usual, I blearily looked around the room. As usual, it was full of beds for random animals and Fluttershy's was in the middle and empty. Probably outside feeding the other animals, I flicked my ears as I noticed that the bloody rabbit was staring at me from across the room.

I stuck my tongue out at him and headed for the open door, hoping down the steps towards the kitchen where she left my food and waters bowls. As great as Fluttershy was, there were far too many animals in this house. Personally, most of them didn't bother me. No, it was mostly that rabbit. 'Angel', I scoffed which sounded a bit like a hiss from a cat's mouth, that name couldn't be farther off.

Thankfully after I nearly bit his ear off, he no longer bothered me. I had been scolded heavily by Fluttershy, but it was worth it to see the little turd in pain. Hiding my food bowl was one thing, but putting dirt in the water bowl was my breaking point. Maybe now he would eat what Fluttershy gave him.

If not, a death glare or threatening him with my claws should do it.

As expected, I could see Fluttershy through the open backdoor as I moved to the food bowl and started munching. For those of you wondering, it was manufactured cat food or anything. No, it was egg spiced with a few things from the garden, some lettuce and other vegetables, and fish. Either way, it was actually quite delicious.

I watched as Fluttershy finished feeding the chickens and moved towards the door. I let out a meow, saying morning of course, and she smiled. "Good morning Adora," she walked past me and moved towards the cupboard, preparing her own breakfast. As she did this, Discord floated through the door. He had visited before, of course, but today he would be house sitting. Apparently Fluttershy had some business elsewhere.

They munched down on their food, as did I, and surprisingly Discord didn't pull any shenanigans. He mentioned to Fluttershy about something, which I frankly ignored because it's usually some random gibberish, and they began speaking over their breakfast. Fluttershy grabbed their bowls and placed them in the sink. Grabbing was still an odd sight to see being done with hooves but I had given up on wondering how they did it after getting nowhere.

She slung a pouch of some sort along her back and made for the door, "Goodbye everyone."

A chorus of animal noises echoed throughout the house followed by a "Goodbye" from Discord himself.

"So, you're telling me, that you used to be a 'human' from a place called Earth?" the draconequus raised his eyebrow as if to indicate he was skeptical, I knew he wasn't though after all the stories I've heard. Don't you snub me you arsehole. He raised a claw to sip at the tea Fluttershy had left for him.

"Meow!" I said, getting more than a little frustrated. Clearly my point got across, because he responded.

"How do I know you're not just a cat with a heavy case of chunnibyou?" the being who literally dicked around with laws of physics for the sheer hilarity of it, asked me. I mean, seriously? Is this coming from the guy who makes cotton-candy clouds!?

"Meow." He blinked and looked at me.

"No need to get sarcastic, I believe you," he said, taking another sip from the tea cup. I sighed and climbed up onto the table, giving him a look. After a few moments, the front door could be heard opening and I saw an evil grin on the arsebutt's face. Next thing I knew, he was hoofing me over to Fluttershy. The key point here is that he had placed me in a bowl.

"It's an Adora-bowl."

I swear to whatever god rules over this world, I will be killing him soon.

Comments

[Vaalintine]

Adora-Bowl. HAH!

[FrostTheWolf]

"It's an Adora-bowl."

I swear to whatever god rules over this world, I will be killing him soon.

This made my morning

[Gizmo Gear]

Hah! Adora-bowl!! Ok, first things first:
That was a damn good pun!
Second thing:
Someone, somewhere, is swearing up and down that you wrote this specifically to use that pun!!