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// The Problems With Paws and Claws 
// Story: Feline Fine 
// by Kaffeina 
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So I'm sure most of you remember the day Rainbow Dash, the brashest and "most awesomest pony ever", her words not mine, decided to pick out a pet. No? Well, I do and oh my gods was it terrible or what. I point my case to the fact that this is a pony who has broken the sound barrier and then crashed into the ground. She broke nothing, and ever since that day I've been completely and utterly terrified of cartoon physics.

So, to start off, please remember I am currently a cat so I'm a lot smaller than the majority of things. I had perched myself outside on the ground near  Fluttershy as she spoke to Rainbow about the kinds of pets. I cleaned myself as I waited, I was pretty much safe seeing as neither of them had noticed me.

Of course, my heart nearly stopped when Fluttershy held me towards this physics breaking monstrosity. Pinkie Pie is nothing next to the second coming of Evel Kenevil, minus any kinds of skills except speed. I sat there, in the arms of my so-called savior, scared as all hell and hoping that I would be able to chuck myself off a cliff if I was chosen.

Thankfully, rainbow decided against it and the whole ordeal resulted in her getting a little turtle named Tank. Yes. For the so-called fastest pony, there was a turtle. I myself honestly was glad someone else, particularly someone as durable as a turtle, would be dealing with her and not myself.

The other animals looked disappointed and I shuddered at what had happened when Rainbow had cat-sat me. Aside from literally sitting on me at one point, she had somehow managed to convince the bear to bring his honey into the house and I ended up stuck on the ceiling for nearly a full two days. Fluttershy had tried to get me down to no avail, and my claws were stuck too. 

The real problem had been Discord, he had gotten me down but not at the cost of my fur being vibrant pink for a week. I, for one, absolutely hate the color pink. I might be a female cat now, but I happened to have been a human male in my past life and it was bad enough I had to deal with being in a land of a girl's show with vibrant colors and feminine touchs everywhere, but the pink had kinda of set me on edge and I ended up attacked Discord. At which point, he told Rainbow to take me for a ride.

Let me just say, I will never be flying RD Airlines EVER.