• Member Since 8th Jun, 2016
  • offline last seen Sep 24th, 2019

Drunk Thoughts


Send help.

Martinis are great, vodka are meh, but beer is the shit. As boring as my choice for alcohol is, but beer is just so convenient to find. I'm also 5'4" so to call me a dwarf is kinda true.

Hello Lads, and Ladies, I am Drunk Thoughts and welcome to my profile. Now, here's my question. Why in the wide wide world are you looking at this profile? Actually, why are you even reading this? Are you a stalker, I'm not famous am I? Well whoever you are, I hope you enjoy the wasted time you spent looking at my profile. Also, British accent is the best accent(too bad I ain't British)

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Is this the beer inquisition?

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Heresy. The beer inquisition will want to hear about this.

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A great story deserve a good treatment.

Thanks for favoring my story, Twilight's World.

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