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Heartless Bastard—in an attempt to win over Fluttershy's heart—punches her in the face.

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Ya know... That's a funny description. I'll read this later I promise.

Heartless Bastard—in an attempt to win over Fluttershy's heart—punches her in the face.

Somebody watched a certain Family Guy episode, methinks.

7693950 I haven't watched Family Guy in a long time.

Honestly, this was an idea that sprang to mind a few weeks back.

Which episode are you talking about though? I'm kinda interested in watching it now.

7693954 It's that one where Quagmire gets choked to near death at the end, the, er...abusive relationship episode with his sister...who got her head slammed into a wall by her abusive boyfriend...and her eyes blackened...and other horrible crap...

The one I hate along with mostly everything else created by that crappy excuse of comedy acting Seth McFarlene. Seriously, the guy uses the same jokes over and over again. It gets tiring real fast.

That;s my opinion of the guy, so if you or anyone else here likes the guys work, take my comment with a pinch of salt okay?

7693982 I'm not even sure myself.

I just thought it sounded funny.

So I wrote it.

Hope you laughed!

Kind of funny. That's about it.

Saving grace of this is that you had Sunset actually fight back and had some form of justification-extremely stupid justification from a very stupid and disturbed individual but justification nonetheless. If this story had just been about a random guy punching Fluttershy, it would have been much worse.

7693984 Umm... I think I know which you're talking about actually. My memory's really damn hazy on it.

Also, I don't entirely disagree with what you say. The "one trick pony" issue you have with him is actually something I fear when it comes to my writing.

I do, however, enjoy American Dad.

MJP
MJP #9 · Nov 4th, 2016 · · 5 ·

Have you ever tried pitting an effort Into this instead of writing an abuse fic

7693991 I did contemplate that (random person walks up, punches her), but I couldn't think of a way to go beyond that.

Anyways, glad you found it kind of funny! Thanks for reading! :pinkiehappy:

7694013 My intent wasn't to write an abuse fic—it was to write a really goofy (and nonsensical) story. I'm sorry that it came across as an abuse fic.

7694001 American Dad has problems, but it's at least fewer than what Family Guy has going. It is a show where people actually tell Seth when he's going too far. Family Guy has become Seth's main means of showing his hatred of society, his loathing of different people.

Plus he stole a video from a YouTube channel and used it in an episode once. Did you know that? Took a clip of a basketball video game from some gaming channel (I think) and used it in an episode without the owner's permission. He EVENTUALLY confessed to it, but it's still pretty a crappy thing for him to do.

Copyright is bulls**t. It rarely applies to the people with more money than us.

Oh sorry. I'm ranting about things unrelated to the story. I am sorry. I'll delete my comments if you want me to. You must want only criticism from readers, not pointless banter from British idiots like myself.

7694030 Don't delete them. I agree with your points, but if you wish to continue, sent me a PM. :twilightsmile:

7693950 I found the reference from watching a skit from MAD, which I found funny by the way. :rainbowlaugh:

7694036 Oh no no no, I'm all ranted out, cheers. :)

7694042 MAD do good stuff. Which skit if I may ask please? I haven't watched much MAD stuff since I'm working on my Christmas animation for this year.

7694065 Guy Pearce get Punched in the Face! :duck:

7694070 Geez, are you Speedy Gonzales? You typed that out before I sent mine, it was that fast a response!

MJP

7694027 if it's nonsensical why did u write it

7694075 Gee um...Thanks Dude. That really means something to me. :twilightsmile:

7694097 Hey hey! Write a sentence ten words long the moment you finish reading this comment. Three two one GO!

7694079 I thought it'd be fun because, sometimes, nonsensical stuff can be fun (in my opinion). Heck, I find writing it to be fun. Especially when you play it straight faced!

That said, I'm sorry you didn't find it fun.

7694105 In this MLP Fanfic Story, Fluttershy gets PUNCHED in the FACE! :twilightoops: :applejackconfused: :rainbowhuh: :raritydespair: :pinkiegasp: :fluttershbad:

7694135 Mmm...not that fast that time, but whatever. You get a cookie at least.

7694110 As long as you never stoop low enough to write a clopfic, you might be a worthwhile person to follow. Let's see how your next stories come along first though, okay?

7694147 That was quick.

7694151 Stop showing off and comment normally on this guy's story. Say something nice about it in less than one minute.

MJP

7694110 random fics are one thing the point is to kinda act as if nothing is wrong when you write a random fic


But when you wrote something with no coherent sense, it's not very good at all I learned that once when I wrote a story about pinkie writing a story about sunset shimmer

It was basically the literary equivalent oF roadkill and I kinda had to delete it

But that's my 2 cents

7694154 At least Heartless gets arrested for assault, and by forcing Flutters to date him against her will. :moustache:

7694146 I have no intention of doing so. I'd like to write a romance story, however.

You know. On one hand, this started like a troll fic. And then it went meta. Humorously meta, in fact. I have to say that this was far more entertaining than I thought it would be. I like it. :raritywink:

7694187 Read other romance fanfics to get a rough idea how to do it. Otherwise try to imagine what you would consider to be romantic in your mind and use that in your story, however sappy or ridiculous it is. Love can be silly itself, after all.

Not that I would know. I've never had the luxury of holding a girl in my arms. Not yet at least. Sigh...

souless, heartless, brain-dead, and prince blueblood. the top 4 worst people in mlp. dead do not count.

Not a single one punch man joke?

I am dissapoint

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But I like it :pinkiecrazy:

At first when I saw this being promoted in a thread, I was like WHAT KINDA JERK WOULD PUNCH FLUTTERSHY, HOW WOULD HE LIKE A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE?! :flutterrage:

And then after reading the story, I was like, Heartless Bastard, you idiot :rainbowlaugh:

now i want to hear more about the "bastard" family :rainbowlaugh:

....I feel like quoting Spoony.....and then acting upon that quote.

7777195 Do it! I'm a big fan of him! :pinkiehappy:

7777364 Alright.....Heartless Bastard.....I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING SOUL!!! XO

7777370 "You're in my spot, Sunset."

7807607 Glad you liked it!

I thought this was silly and nonsensical. But thou has dared to make typos!

Rarities

:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof: There is not enough facehoof in the world for this one.

7967995 That was intentional. The first part of the story is meant to be Heartless Bastard's "fanfic" (I usually use three tilde's to represent a dream or something similar—in this case, his story).

7968776
Okay, so I should be directing my facehoofing at Heartless, not you, got it.

"Proceeds to contact Heartless"

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