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Princess Celestia thinks it would be hilarious to send Ponies all over history.
Hilarity /history lessons in how I think the world should have gone ensue.

Chapters (11)
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THERE'S NOTHING SUSPICIOUS AT ALL ABOUT THIS FIC. :duck:

826311 lol, Well, I didn't have any better idea for a story picture. Plus, Trollestia trolled them hard.

“Please, Fluttershy. That seems just about as likely as you strapping me to a chair and running a chainsaw through my body.”
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SP7JX2-pLY :flutterrage:

So Twilight gets the Big Bang, Fluttershy gets the Crucifixion, Pinkie gets the Holocaust, and Rarity gets the Apocalypse. I don't get when/where Lyra and AJ got sent though.

“Oh, wait. before you go, can you do me a favor?”

“What?”

“At some point in history, make a bunch of people think one of their friends is the son of god or something. That’ll be hilarious.”

“That seems a bit dangerous. What if that person got hurt?”

“As if. Honestly, what’s the worst that could happen?”


and we all thought celestia was the troll

You shouldn't have bulldozed the fourth wall at the end there, I liked where it was going.

826743 Sorry, Fourth wall must go!

Ok, I effed up chapter 3. But I promise chapter 4 and beyond will be better.

:twilightblush::twilightblush::twilightblush:826672 Lyra got sent to Rosewell.

I'm currently wondering if you can guess where Dashie got sent. It's kinda obscure.

And even I won't go as far as making total fun of the holocaust, but I will put Pinkie Pie in the middle of a firefight between the russians and the germans!

826729
Lol, Twilight had no idea what she caused.
Christianity, and idirectly, about 3000 wars and 2000 years of intolerence.
Whoops.

XiF

>mfw Celestia's idea of suicide is to destroy all time

827084 Interesting take...

But I think she's more of "Let's see how hard we can troll them" mode at the moment XD

XiF

827296 I realize that, lol. :pinkiesmile:
But I'm pretty sure time's gonna get destroyed.

827305 Quite possibly, especially when we get to Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Derpy.

Derpy:potatoe:derpytongue2:

LOL LAUGHED SO HARD I CAN DIE !

:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss::raritystarry::raritywink::twilightsheepish::twilightblush::twilightsmile::yay::twistnerd::scootangel::pinkiesmile::pinkiehappy::pinkiegasp::ajsmug:

829561 Well, glad you enjoy.

You will see the importance of potato when we get to Derpy...

835136 Whoops! Um, she didn't die.

In the last part of the chapter, the octopus sent her back to her own time.

Disemboweling is pulling someone's intestines out.
Decapitation is cutting someone's head off.
ex: "...carrying Hitler's and his wife's decapitated heads..."

835875 Thanks for that!
I'm slightly stupid, so I missed that :twilightblush:

835817 I don't... what?

836030 I think you spelled (spelt?) it wrong. It's wat.
This was just such a wat-deserving story - had nothing better to say.

Best band? 1994?
Off to look this up.

Edit: What month is she in?

836040 Why sure! Wat it is then^^ and I'm glad it wasn't "terrible" in your eyes.

And remember to comment once you find out what band it is! You may earn something in the process!

836050 See my Chapter One/Prologue question.

836045 Um, the band got popular in the earlier 90s, but was going strong in 94.
And she's ended up with the leadman of the band in April.

Why do I keep reading these? And why are they so entertaining? :unsuresweetie:

826729

Now the story makes sense (not this one but the one that is referenced.)

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As I have yet to read on, GLaDOS?!?!

Better than the Pinkie chapter. This one made more sense.

837384 Because I have created something so stupid and comedic it entertains you.
It's highly contagious, and even with the lights out, it follows you.

I really hope i didn't scare you away with that creepy Smells like Teen Spirit referencing paragraph...

848081 I will never make sense!

And perhaps GLaDOS, perhaps just a potato...

848175 Well, what did you think of it? I did enjoy writing this one, as you may be able to tell, I love Nirvana...

Well, at least she didn't tell Rick Astley that "Never gonna give you up" would be the next big thing......

861334 Yes, that was a close one. Barely got out of it alive, but I prevented that.

Very entertaining and glad you didn't kill Fluttershy as that would have been dissapointing. Jesus and Fluttershy made a cool duo :twilightsmile:

941804 I'm guessing you read She is Beautiful? :rainbowlaugh: But glad you liked it! Christianity would be way cooler is fluttershy had met jesus.

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RAINBOW ACCOMPLISHED!
YOLMLP
YOLO
:yay::moustache::rainbowkiss::pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2::derpyderp1::heart:

1006642 YOLMLP= You obviously love My Little Pony
YOLO= You obviously love octavia :pinkiehappy:

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OMFG HOW DID U KNOW????? Lol:pinkiegasp::pinkiecrazy::twilightsmile::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::pinkiesmile::pinkiehappy:

1008146 Because I kknew you weren't one of those SWAG supporting, YOLO yodeling idiots. So I went with the next guess!

How has this got 9 dislikes? This is awesome! 12 spikes for you! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

1032739 Thanks! People probably thought ti was stupid, though... that's why the dislikes.

Fucking with the time stream the least > Saving Kurt and Killing Courtney? :rainbowhuh:

1063552 Also, double cobain, don't forget that.

Okay, lets see here.

I laughed at nearly every chapter so I'm probably going to hell myself. I actually like to believe other universes created our universe, I am super pumped as well[that Jesus chapter was my favorite], invitation...shit self, my LeGs!, what a wall..., I accept your theory of how Celly and Luna were born, nice scores at the end.

Well, that was entertaining to say the least. :D
-Reader Out-

4297799 I did have a sequel planned, with a sitcom type thing going on with all the new people who were introduced into Equestria. I scrapped the idea though.

I'm glad the story made you laugh!

I have no idea what I just read, but to be honest, I don't care.

lolololololol the only reason I know who kurt coban is, is because my friend is OBBSESSED with him! :pinkiecrazy:

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