The author would like to formally apologize for the atrocity that is about to be committed. The following literature is an affront to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, the My Little Pony franchise, the absurdist comedy genre and the very medium of the written word. It is an insult to artists of any medium or talent, and should not be read by anyone under any discernable circumstances.
A satirical comedy inspired by absurdist comedians everywhere, most notably the Monty Python comedy group.
Chapters (1)
Oh god. What are you going to do next chapter?
Is this actually posted, or can it only be read through that link I got in the notifications?
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It's sent now!
But yeah, let's just say my faithful followers got a little preview of what's to come...
By the way, this fic is best experienced when narrated by John Cleese
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Title reminds me of the newest video posted by "Mondo Media..."
This is what happens when Discord narrates Equestria....
I really enjoyed this, and it really does feel MontyPython-esque. I also loved the introduction of Plot Device, who, devoid of wings and horn, could constitute him as an earth pony.
Oh. Also, Applejack was there.
I love it. A tiny bit over the top for the Adams/Pratchett school of writing that I love so much, but I'll keep an eye on this. Very good.
(For Gremlin) ***SPOILER ALERT***
So...
Twilight is an overbearing slave master...
Rainbow Dash is obviously a homo...
Pinkie Pie is a deranged, omnipotent, serial killer in disguise...
Rarity is a nymphomaniac...
Fluttershy is, eh actually, that's normal Fluttershy...
And Applejack is an inconsequential flat background character.
Dear Lord. I never should have tried to read this in class. I had some lame excuses for why I was laughing so hard for no apparent reason. This is exactly my kind of humor. Keep up the good work!
780231 I was thinking the same thing! It is MontyPython-esque
I also greatly enjoy Applejack's sad unimportant role in this fic.
I read this in the Rainbow Dash Presents voices
Well, sure enough, that was an attention-grabbing title.
Not too bad.
...
Of course, everything is taken the wrong way in this chapter, character-wise. And what was that about a Plot Device?
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This story just made my day
Have a moustache for being awesome
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I had to come here to comment how bucking brilliant your title is! Seriously its a fricking masterpiece!
780485 Seriously, do you read EVERY fic that you see
Ohdeargod I LOVE IT.
a true masterpiece.
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SPOILERS!!!
Well, actually you could deduce that much from just about anypony's fanfiction!
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I'd say I want one, but it's probably a device that gives me 48 hours or my family will die via piranha, and I don't like pirhanas.
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Don't even blame you
Seriously, though guys, I'm glad this is being so well received!
780839 Would you like fries with your McGuffin?
This is just great
Since a picture is worth 999 words and one LOL I present these to you:
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If you meant to write the word "title," not "tittle," then it really is an attention-grabbing "title" indeed. If not, then I don't see how the dot over the letter "i" is attention-grabbing.
Grammar Nazi
Seal of Approval
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Wow. 
I'm just glad nobody (well, not many) noticed before now...
I can't believe myself right now.
No, NO! Don't revoke my Grammar Nazi license! I need it to be a valued editor!
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That means your comment is officially longer than my story.
"my name is Plot Device"
OH CELESTIA, MY SIDES
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Dear god. I think you gave me laryngitis from how hard I laughed. Cuz I laughed. Hard. The entire way. Holy crap was this funny. Quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on this site.
Insta-faved. Jolly good show, mate. I love Monty Python and I love this!!
Mother of Christie!
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From where in the ungodly furnaces of hell that you call your "imagination" did you FIND this monstrosity?
I wouldn't be as disturbed if you didn't use quotes that I actually believe they would say!
This spit be scary, Tigga.
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You were fairly warned. I apologize for nothing.
Tis’ a dead one sire.
This dead story is so funny that I had to post a comment. 💀⚰👻
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I love irreverant, Pythonesque stories that actually make me lol.
Six out of five moustaches, good Gremlin, wherever you are.
👁 #2010, 👍#29 (if the thing worked), 🗣 #30.
More people should ignore the warning & read this!
(Emojis are cool.