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For some reason i have the ability to write stories, therefore i continue to write in the hopes of saving what little remains of my sanity.


FINALLY!!! I've written something i can post on here after a year of not posting anything!!! Here's to hopefully many more post's after this one.

When Scootaloo get's pulled over by a cop who apparently doesn't know how to do his job, she decides to set him straight on Equestrian Law.

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Funny. Was wondering why no comments at the end but was posted... today. Could explain it.

7030520 Probably, and thanks :pinkiehappy:

While this didn't make me laugh, I was smiling throughout. Would kind of like to see a sequel where this cop gives Luna a speeding ticket.

7030568 A Speeding ticket, or a ticket for too much noise? Can't really imagine Luna being a speeder, but i can totally see a new cop overhearing Luna's Canterlot Voice and trying to reprimand her for it :pinkiehappy:

7030579 Why not start off as a noise ticket and it devolves into a speeding ticket?

7030591 That could work too.

Very bored police officer or one that was already in trouble monitoring a bike path in a small town.

7030686 Or one that's just a complete butthead. Ton's of those here in the U.S.

7030726 Even those aren't assigned to bike paths unless there is a problem. Generally there are too few cops to assign them to make work position

7030764 It can happen though. In fact i got the idea for this story from this Youtube video i found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXI7170ahNI

beautiful.......just beautiful

I feel like it might make more sense if it happened on the other side of the mirror... but eh, whatever. Short, sweet, and fun to read regardless.

7030964 Took me a minute to figure out what you meant by "other side of the mirror" :twilightblush:

Yea probably would have, but i didn't think about using EQG at the time. Plus coming up with the story kind of had me thinking about what other kinds of law enforcement does Equestria actually have other then the Royal Guard? I mean we've never really seen much of any type of law enforcement other then that one scene where Rainbow is being chased out of Ponyville Hospital, and those where mostly Nurse, Doctors, and the Hospitals own security guards. There was also that time during the Trouble Shoes episode with the sheriff and his rangers or whatever. But other then that not much has been seen of Equestria's Law Enforcement. So i was kind of exploring with that. :twilightsmile:

LOL! That is a very good short story. :-D I guess Equestria's relatively low crime rate compared to this world puts much lower standards on their cops. Because that is the ONLY way THIS idiot could have graduated from the police academy. I mean, honestly, he makes Barney Fife look like Joe Friday. And, yeah, I could see some cop, even if that cop WAS smart enough to actually KNOW it was Luna trying to pull the "even the Princesses aren't above the law" routine on Luna over a noise complaint and/or speeding.

Seriously though, excellent humor in this short story. :-D

7031088 Thanks, glad you enjoyed it :D

7031088 You have to keep in mind while I can't speak to other countries there is NO national standard for police in the US. Some states have a standard but others don't a sheriff can still deputize people in some places. Campus police vary just as much in places and some have as much training as a security guard

I’ll be sure to give them your name Officer Trix Maiden

Are you sure he's not a stripper trying to act like a cop?

7031468 Lol, nah. Trix Maiden is a name from the game Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3D. I was trying to think of a name for the cop and it just came up on the spot. So i used it.

Until the end I gave the officer no distinct voice. At the end I went back and reread the story as off the officer was Barney Fife. It made it far funnier through the reread. Now I got that song stuck in my head. Have an upvote.

7032788 Thanks :D

I got the idea for the fic from a YT video about a bicycle rider and an idiot cop, so i just imagined the cop with the same voice as the one in the video while writing it.

- Excessive volume
- Volume-related damage to surrounding windows

7031071 Easy to miss but there's a bit in that scene where the "barking" ponies in the group are revealed to be actually insane patients from the hospital who are told to go back.

This was a fun little story:twilightsmile:

XDD that's was so funny ( now laughing in church but oh weeeellll XDD)

7047344 Lol, thanks :twilightsmile::rainbowlaugh:

7050278 You're welcome.

sufficiently silly. Have up vote. Is laconic day.

Thank you! This story was frigging hilarious! Thank you so much for such a fantastic story!

7917871 You are welcome, glad you liked it :twilightsmile:

7917889 Whenever I read the story, I always imagine the cop's voice as Officer Barbrady from South Park. It does wonders when you read it.



I love it!




i cant stop laughing XD

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