• Member Since 18th Apr, 2012
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Locky


wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Ponies are really curious about human history.
So you tell them.
Of course, you feel the need to add some details here and there.


Contains triggers, Historical events that never happened or did they, AiE, HiE, really bad words, ponies asking too many questions and other things.
If you're easily [triggered] and are prone to literal shakiness , have fun
Also, an effort was made about the 'spacing' issues.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 29 )

Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".

By the way: Fuck Trump.

Sorry, sir. I may not be from America, but I'm on the side of justice. I'll always will be on the side of Obama and the democrats.

8122227
Well at least you're funny

8122233 Why, thank you. I took it from FernGully. I saw the title and I just couldn't help but say that quote. :pinkiesmile:

Look, about that last comment: I'm not a guy that looks for trouble, but those elections had kind of an impact not just on me but to almost the entire world. :ajsleepy:

Holy molly, reread and fixed a dozen issues.
I'm never posting a story again without reading it twice, sorry about that guys.

8122222 Nice Ferngully reference.

im surprised out of everything he potentially said that twilight held onto the sun and earth thing the hardest. also, why manticores?

8123822
Yes, because denying Celestia's power is heresy and punishable by deat-I mean, by thousand years banishment somewhere far far away.
And, first thing that went through my head.

Don't be sorry, this was great :rainbowlaugh:
A lot of laughs condensed into a short story. Good for starting the day with :pinkiehappy:

Just... once or twice you started describing an action without saying who did it, making it a bit confusing before I figured it out (the part where Pinkie grabs popcorn, and later when Twi jumps in saying that it's all nonsense at the end of humanity's story of epicness)

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Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how to correctly use this 'style' while limiting this kind of confusion.
I knew people would get mixed up with the two examples you gave, but eventually you figured it out, so I guess I didn't get it wrong.
And thanks mate

8126341 Well, you definitely didn't get it wrong, but you didn't get it exactly right either. Not flaming, just trying to be helpful.
Instead of starting the sentence with "She" when you change focus of characters, you could have used the character's name. Makes it much smoother and less confusing!
Then again, in Pinkie's case, you could probably blame it on her 4th wall breaking skills and wanting others to be confused :rainbowlaugh:

We are going to build a wall and make Tumblr pay for it.

Returned here after sometime sees this

Not disappointed

The first time i read this it hirt so bad I couldn't finish. The second time it gave me so much autism it made me double autistic.

Do more.

Edit: is this in the same universe as your other stories?

8139389
Hurt?? Whoa, I always thought I'd piss people off, trigger them and/or make them laugh, but hurting is a first.
And yes, this one is canon towards the TwilyxAnon fics. Maybe I'll retcon Celestia's jewish plot, but other than that everything is rather harmless plot-wise.
Also I do intend on making more, but I feel like I need to get better at writing before writing more of 'this story', I really want it to be special.
I'm working on 4-5 different fics right now, with only one of those being in this canon, others being random shit and/or alternate stories/universes. Mainly smut tho.

Maybe I'll retcon Celestia's jewish plot,

So...its specifically her PLOT that is jewish? Is the other end of her a Nazi, like how magnets have opposing ends?

8140401
It's confidential, sorry.
I'd have to kill you if I told you.

>the only goyim spilled the only bean

Not bad, I chuckled.

8157395
That was the plan

8160261
That link doesn't lead me nowhere, sry bb

8160377
Man, even I am not that bad.

This is still the best timeline.

I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS!

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And the answer to half of these is top secret

8338352
Huh, now I know, Thanks! :twilightsmile:

LOL!!! RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Long live God-Emepror Trump!!! Praise KEK!!!

Based god emperor Trump.

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